Texas flag patch ... black attire ... September full sun exposure. Something here does not match or belong. But this is internet and everything is true ...
Just because I posted the picture in September doesn't mean it was taken in Se..... oh Jesus, never mind, never mind..... But if you believe it everything is true.
Can't be Gecko45, no emotional sick puppet or bulletproof clipboard that his wife and use to block rounds with while he put together the briefcased 309 magnum, this dood doesn't look like he's been married before.
First aid kit, snacks, Capri sun ,one an hour, lunchables, bear spray, Official Head Knocking stick, hand sanitizer, gloves, CPR manual, How much fun would it be to get to inventory that whole mess??
It looks like she's got granny-tits...
ReplyDeleteTexas flag patch ... black attire ... September full sun exposure. Something here does not match or belong. But this is internet and everything is true ...
ReplyDeleteJust because I posted the picture in September doesn't mean it was taken in Se..... oh Jesus, never mind, never mind.....
DeleteBut if you believe it everything is true.
IT'S NOT?!!! THE INTERNET HAS BEEN LYING TO ME??!!!
DeleteNot entirely, Wisconsin- you will find nothing but the truth on this forum.
DeleteGecko45 lives!
ReplyDeleteYou beat me to it!
DeleteThe man, the myth, the legend.
DeletePicture taken after saving the mayor's son.
DeleteAfter saving the mayor's son.
DeleteCan't be Gecko45, no emotional sick puppet or bulletproof clipboard that his wife and use to block rounds with while he put together the briefcased 309 magnum, this dood doesn't look like he's been married before.
DeleteDon't be too quick to judge. Didn't the POS in Co, who shot up a movie theatre dress similarly?
ReplyDeleteSometimes low self-esteem, insecure folks go a little overboard looking for attention.
ReplyDeleteSecurity for the kids tree house in the background...
ReplyDeleteGB
Push him over backwards and watch him lie there like a sheep, unable to get up.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the same thing but like a 🐢. Weight ratio has him way off balance
DeleteI don't see a cape, where's the cape?
ReplyDeleteheh!
DeleteLooks like an antifa dipshit getting ready to cause trouble. Or as I say, a target when they have a riot.
ReplyDeleteNasal voice: SIR! SIR! You can't do that here!
ReplyDeleteHis soyboi legs are going to break just from the weight alone.
ReplyDeleteGuess no pack mule was agailable
ReplyDeleteJaysus! Did he just buy everything that came up on an alibaba search for 'black tactical gear'?
ReplyDeleteFirst aid kit, snacks, Capri sun ,one an hour, lunchables, bear spray, Official Head Knocking stick, hand sanitizer, gloves, CPR manual,
ReplyDeleteHow much fun would it be to get to inventory that whole mess??
I'm kinda jealous. I mean, I can't carry my full body weight of gear.
ReplyDeleteWhy ????
ReplyDeleteJD
That's his reserve chute in front, amirite? You can't work as a mall cop without a reserve chute. OSHA regs.
ReplyDeleteThat HEB has never been more secure. /s/
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