For the second time in two years, a Florida Woman has been arrested for a dildo-related domestic battery.
Chelsea White, 35, and her boyfriend were in the kitchen about to eat when the man discovered that his missing “glass dildo” was inside White’s backpack in the couple’s Fort Pierce residence.
Well, its not the synthetic but the glass you see and you just can't let that nonsense stand ...
ReplyDeleteA glass dildo? Hopefully, it was made of laminated safety glass to prevent shattering when in use.
ReplyDeleteYou gotta be some kind of dick to mess with a mans dildo...
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“His” dildo? I hope she draws a stiff sentence and does some hard time in the slammer.
ReplyDeleteBattery with a dildo isn't even worth reporting, compared to a dildo battery fire.
ReplyDeleteNope, not even going to say anything ðŸ˜
ReplyDeleteJD
Now imagine the fun the FBI had cataloging all the dildos found at Diddy's place.
ReplyDelete- WDS
Hahahahahaha. (Deep breath) hahhahaha.
ReplyDeleteWas the dildo in a question hand-blown by a Venetian or a Gilhuly limited edition? Asking for a good friend.
ReplyDeleteDon't know the answer to your question, but it is probable that at some point it was blown!
Delete"Sucking the glass dick" takes on a whole new meaning...
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People who live in Stone Houses shouldn't throw Glass Dildos
ReplyDeleteYou ppl, I swear. I had to give up my lawn mower to get my last wife to sign the papers. Don’t know what the glass dong cost but I’m betting it’s less than my mower. Money well spent though.
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