SOUTHFIELD, Mich. – A man accused of shooting at a Chipotle worker after he was upset about his serving of guacamole pleaded no contest to his charges.
Police said 32-year-old Aaron Brown of Detroit called a Chipotle female employee a derogatory name after he was upset about his serving of guacamole. Video inside the Chipotle on Evergreen Road of the April 2024 incident was released.
"Them" again?
ReplyDeleteNo video, or is it a fubar on my end?
mugshot leads the article...
DeleteGuacamole - the cold fries of Mexican food.
ReplyDeleteGuacamole, I can take it or leave it...
ReplyDeleteJD
"If it saves one life".... Seriously. They needed shipped back to Africa. They're clearly ill-suited to western civilization, even after America has bent over backwards to help them. Straight up hyper-violent sub-human monsters.
ReplyDeleteDon't hold back, dude. Tell us how you REALLY feel. (Quite agree, btw).
DeleteSupposedly this guy had a valid CPL and no criminal record. I find it very hard to believe he made it all the way to 32 YO, then shoots someone over not enough guaq in his take out order. I still think he had a juvie record, or had charges dropped or plea bargained down at some point.
Delete"DONE JOO DISRESPECT ME BEEATCH!!!" BANG!!! THAT'LL LEARN YA!!!"
ReplyDeleteHoly Guacamole! Going to prison over guac is insane. The shit ain't that good.
ReplyDeleteI prefer it on the half-shell.
ReplyDeleteLose the pit, scrape and mash with a fork, squeeze of lime, dash of salt.
Eat it right out of the rind.
And, then, fortified, I go find somebody to knee-cap.
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