A mysterious person known as the ‘Piss Bandit’ has been causing a stir in Pasadena, California, for the past six years.
The person comes out at night donned with a mask and latex gloves, regularly leaving bottles of urine in an influential neighbourhood, carefully arranging them on a utility box before vanishing into the night, as reported by New York Post.
Well, it's just as arty as some of the stuff they're putting in museums lately.
ReplyDeleteRight, didn't they make a big deal about a cross in a jar of piss in some newyawk museum several years back
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Piss Christ
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A vigilante artist huh? If you're out there SMOD, please make L.A. go away.
ReplyDeleteAndy Isacock was a typical pink-haired, gender-confused Amazon warehouse employee. The weekend before Spring FurryCon, a shelving unit failed on row AA-439 where Andy was surfing the web. Zer was nearly crushed by an avalanche of urinal pucks. The accident left zem with the ability to arrange urine-filled "Ethos" brand water bottles into artfully disgusting Feng shui patterns. They changed zer's name to "Bottle McWeeWee" and became an obscure, avant-guard street artist who recently obtained a grant from the National Endowment for the Arts.
ReplyDeleteEngland has Banksy. SoCal has "The Tinkler".
https://www.amazon.com/urinal-pucks/s?k=urinal+pucks
Following in the footsteps of - wait for it -
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artist%27s_Shit
No fucking way am I clicking that link.
DeleteSpoiler alert - 90 1.1 oz cans were made in 1961 and sold at the price of gold at that time - about $37. In 2016, one of the cans was sold for 275,000 Euros. There is a rumor that several of the cans have exploded due to build-up of gas, making the remaining cans more valuable. Shall I go on? I am a connoisseur of fine art.
DeletePlease don't condemn Mr. Mellow Yellow with a weak bladder. Some people display unconventional ways of reaching out to others for help.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what a DNA analysis might turn up
ReplyDeleteIt’s this perpissive attitude that has made CA the shithole it has become. I see it everyday.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of a character in the WWII novel "The Last Tally Ho." He was the "Phantom Shitter" who would crap in the chairs and coffee mugs of unpopular officers on a USN aircraft carrier.
ReplyDeleteReally wish he'd lay off the dope.
ReplyDeleteI can't use any of these for my drug test!
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Reminds me of the Patrick McManus story Secret Places. You can hear it read here:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMuJyl-exZQ&ab_channel=McManusIndex
Little Fucker bombs...
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