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Thursday, October 17, 2024

Anything for a buck

CHICAGO — You’ve heard the phrase, “People will steal anything that’s not nailed down.” As insatiable consumers of Chicago police report narratives, we can confirm the phrase is true. 

Exhibit A: William Garner. He’s accused of stealing brass fittings from urinals at the University of Chicago and causing significant damage by releasing torrents of water from the compromised pipes.
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3 comments:

  1. -- You’ve heard the phrase, “People will steal anything that’s not nailed down.” --

    And if you nail it down, they'll steal the nails as well.

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  2. Heard my dad comment about a larcenous friend of his "Bud would steal Jesus off the cross, then come back for the nails"

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  3. A 60 year old black man wandering around the halls of a university campus building was not enough to arouse suspicion before the crimes were committed?

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