A firefighter training video with a simulated rescue reportedly featuring a man with a plunger protruding from his backside didn’t violate department protocols, an investigation has concluded.
That's a perfectly legit training scenario. Several ER nurses have told me that it's pretty darned common for people to "accidentally" fall on an amazing variety of objects and get them stuck up their backsides.
The rolled-up Sunday edition newspaper and the motorcycle was the best story.
I'll bet my life that the person with the plunger up his butt in the simulation was a White guy, since everyone knows that only White males are perverts and freaks. Females, blacks and browns are perfect angels whereas mischief and mayhem are solely the purview of White men. The message is implicit in those smarmy "training" videos we are all forced to watch in cubicle land.
Men as a whole have a somewhat strange sense of humor..... Get 3 - 4 guys together over a few beers and the conversation can go anywhere and this is perfectly normal... Of course things changed when females come into the group... JD
I was at a pub on portcall, and the topic turned to what was the most disgusting thing you ever did. After a few examples, we noticed that the pub had gone quiet, and everybody was listening to our table with horrified looks on their faces. Good times.
Plungers work unclogging toilets of oversized turds so why not use them on the turd's source? The only question is: "Was it the working end or the handle that went down the Hershey Highway first"?
See, when the plunger is RIGHT NEXT TO the toilet, if a person goes to sit and doesn't aim right, or loses their grip lowering themselves, it's not inconceivable to fall askew and land on something full force. Not necessarily because he enjoyed getting it up the ass with a plunger. My Sis-in law was a nurse in an ER, it happens! She had all kinds of tales to tell...
That's a perfectly legit training scenario. Several ER nurses have told me that it's pretty darned common for people to "accidentally" fall on an amazing variety of objects and get them stuck up their backsides.
ReplyDeleteThe rolled-up Sunday edition newspaper and the motorcycle was the best story.
That's a perfectly legit (you spelled LGBT wrong) training scenario
Delete30 year FF/PM, you'd be surprised at what people stick into their various orifices.
ReplyDelete“The dildo of unintended consequence is seldom lubricated.” Ancient Chinese Proverb
ReplyDeleteI'll bet my life that the person with the plunger up his butt in the simulation was a White guy, since everyone knows that only White males are perverts and freaks. Females, blacks and browns are perfect angels whereas mischief and mayhem are solely the purview of White men. The message is implicit in those smarmy "training" videos we are all forced to watch in cubicle land.
ReplyDeleteMen as a whole have a somewhat strange sense of humor..... Get 3 - 4 guys together over a few beers and the conversation can go anywhere and this is perfectly normal... Of course things changed when females come into the group...
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I was at a pub on portcall, and the topic turned to what was the most disgusting thing you ever did. After a few examples, we noticed that the pub had gone quiet, and everybody was listening to our table with horrified looks on their faces.
DeleteGood times.
Absolutely, good times
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Plungers work unclogging toilets of oversized turds so why not use them on the turd's source? The only question is: "Was it the working end or the handle that went down the Hershey Highway first"?
ReplyDeleteSee, when the plunger is RIGHT NEXT TO the toilet, if a person goes to sit and doesn't aim right, or loses their grip lowering themselves, it's not inconceivable to fall askew and land on something full force. Not necessarily because he enjoyed getting it up the ass with a plunger. My Sis-in law was a nurse in an ER, it happens! She had all kinds of tales to tell...
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