A doctor in England admitted to devising an elaborate plan to disguise himself so he could poison his mother’s partner with a fake COVID-19 booster shot, according to officials.
Northumbria Police said 53-year-old Thomas Kwan sent fake medical letters to the man, who’s in his 70s, claiming he was due to have an injection and arranged to visit him at his home on January 22.
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The real booster actually would've been better. The death would've been written off as a heart attack, nothing to see here, with no poison found in the bloodstream at the autopsy.
Fucking amateur.
Money to be made by Dr. Fauxi for his new book: "how to make murder look like a 'natural' death".
ReplyDeleteWell, except that the real booster only 'works' sometimes (maybe, actual evidence not in evidence) and a good poison is pretty much guaranteed to work "always".
ReplyDeleteApparently he also downloaded a copy of "How to disguise yourself by Inspector Clouseau".
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Covid shot's too obvious. Doc should’a stuck to a Cyanide suppository
ReplyDeleteSigh. A medical doctor should know that an insulin injection would be the easiest to acquire and would disipate before being detected.
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