He had one of those TV Special weeders that use your drill to uproot weeds. He got lazy and decided to tighten the chuck by just spinning the drill, which launched the weeding rod into his car window.
#9 No safety glasses... It's kinda a truism that those who most need safety measures are those least aware that they need them. There's a REASON you're supposed to be wearing safety glasses anytime you use certain tools. Mostly because of fools and inexperienced operators like this guy, but still.
Crazy shit happens. As somebody pointed out about #10, the dude in the foreground is just "eh, cleanup on isle 10, people!" Because it's just part of the job. If you don't plan for it, you'll be the one in a world of hurt. "Bonded and Insured" is a thing for a reason.
2) There is a guy where I work that commutes here from a really small town. (Not that it's a bad thing, I'm from a small town too.) He works on the night shift and always jokes about combining sheep and fornication. He's said that he likes to wear large rubber barn boots in the pasture so he can slip their back legs in too. Or he likes having a sheep at the edge of a cliff so they push back instead running away. I'll have to show him this one. Now all he has to do is push them until their feet don't touch the ground.
#10 When a mommy truck and a daddy truck love each other very very much...
ReplyDeleteThis is 2024. Reported for hate speech (sarcasm)
Delete#10 Dock worker in fore ground seems unimpressed. Just another day at the office.
ReplyDeleteThat was probably the rigging slinger, headed to his pickup and the closest bar.
DeleteI was thinking the same, but with a stop at the (un)employment office.
Delete#9 - ???
ReplyDeleteHe had one of those TV Special weeders that use your drill to uproot weeds. He got lazy and decided to tighten the chuck by just spinning the drill, which launched the weeding rod into his car window.
Delete#8 Stick to sucking dick
ReplyDelete#9 Stick to sucking dicks
Got a twofer on 5
ReplyDelete#2- Whee!!
ReplyDelete#10 What's the thing that fell out of the truck?
ReplyDeleteA small tanker truck
Delete#7 - She's going to kill herself before she gives up her phone...
ReplyDelete#7 but mom, I got those rug burns on my knees when I fell down the stairs, honest!!
DeleteLooks like that is on a cruise ship. So the possibility of involvement of alcohol exists.
Delete#8 - this week on "flip that house", Betsy learns the importance of using a stud finder.
Delete#2 - looks like fun
ReplyDelete#3 - I think that was a scene in the movie 'Juno', but I may be wrong.
ReplyDelete#9 No safety glasses... It's kinda a truism that those who most need safety measures are those least aware that they need them. There's a REASON you're supposed to be wearing safety glasses anytime you use certain tools. Mostly because of fools and inexperienced operators like this guy, but still.
ReplyDeleteCrazy shit happens. As somebody pointed out about #10, the dude in the foreground is just "eh, cleanup on isle 10, people!" Because it's just part of the job. If you don't plan for it, you'll be the one in a world of hurt. "Bonded and Insured" is a thing for a reason.
2) There is a guy where I work that commutes here from a really small town. (Not that it's a bad thing, I'm from a small town too.) He works on the night shift and always jokes about combining sheep and fornication. He's said that he likes to wear large rubber barn boots in the pasture so he can slip their back legs in too. Or he likes having a sheep at the edge of a cliff so they push back instead running away. I'll have to show him this one. Now all he has to do is push them until their feet don't touch the ground.
ReplyDeleteVelcro gloves help too. DON'T ask me how I know!
DeletePhil B
#2 is hilarious, all those other sheep watching and going WTF?!?
DeleteWyoming. Where men are men and sheep are nervous.
DeleteFather (to son): Son, if you want to fuck a sheep, just pick up her hind legs and stuff them into your boots.
DeleteSon (confused): But Dad, in that position, how can I kiss her?
Thr newspaper boy is from "While you were sleeping" with Sandra Bullock and Bill Pullman. Fun movie!
ReplyDelete#7 is Failure Swift
ReplyDeleteThe other sheep seem so fascinated. Not frightened, not concerned...just fascinated.
ReplyDelete#2 Lookit Marvin, showing off for the ewes
ReplyDelete#8 If men disappeared tomorrow, we would be fine.
ReplyDeleteWhen lesbians build a house they don't use any studs. It's all tongue n' groove.........
Delete#4 Try that shit without a safety line, then gimme a call.
ReplyDeleteAnd #10 is why we don't get to sit in the truck while it's being hoisted.
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