Why so many? He could probably have bought one good Cold Steel fighter or bowie for the cost of that crap all over him. No, i don't get paid to drop their name; just like their products. Scarecrow
Do you open-carry just one legit, well-crafted bowie knife or machete? Do you look like you might be able to actually use the weapon effectively? Is your last name "Dundee"? Well, store security had SWAT on speed-dial the second you crossed the threshold. There are five plainclothes badges on you at all times. You are seen as a genuine threat, maybe lookin' for trouble, or 'bout to go all jihad up in Wallyworld.
Now simply add both "Sting" and "Anduril" from LOTR, to your carry arsenal. Also add a "tanto" to save honor via harakiri like Katsumoto from "Last Samurai". Why not strap on a few other easily recognizable blades like a Gurkha's kukri and a duck-taped K-bar from Cabela's. Finish the whole ensemble with a rope belt and shower slippers.
Buddy, you are threat to NOBODY except yourself. You are a cosplay Rambo who practices saying "It weeel keeel" in the shower because that Asian dude is the baddest one on "Forged In Fire". Which has rejected you about 430 times mostly because you don't know how to start a camp fire, much less stoke a coke forge.
sort of reminds me of one time in underground Atlanta when I go in a long coat came up, dramatically opened it and asked if I wanted to buy a knife.... Perhaps he sells them, on the side so to speak.
mallninja, redneck edition.
ReplyDelete...and he's definitely got the footwear needed to get in a no-holds-barred knife and sword fight...just like olympic fencers wear!
ReplyDeleteTactical flip-flops.
DeleteIs that Leroy Brown.
ReplyDeleteBaddest man in the whole damn town
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Bet he's got 5 years of MREs floor to ceiling in his log cabin
ReplyDelete90% of them are vomlet MRE's that he got 75% off...
DeleteIs he expecting an attack by an octopus?
ReplyDeleteWhy so many? He could probably have bought one good Cold Steel fighter or bowie for the cost of that crap all over him. No, i don't get paid to drop their name; just like their products.
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What I was thinking, "shiney!!!"
DeleteNo, no. This guy is a genius. Pure. Genius.
ReplyDeleteDo you open-carry just one legit, well-crafted bowie knife or machete? Do you look like you might be able to actually use the weapon effectively? Is your last name "Dundee"? Well, store security had SWAT on speed-dial the second you crossed the threshold. There are five plainclothes badges on you at all times. You are seen as a genuine threat, maybe lookin' for trouble, or 'bout to go all jihad up in Wallyworld.
Now simply add both "Sting" and "Anduril" from LOTR, to your carry arsenal. Also add a "tanto" to save honor via harakiri like Katsumoto from "Last Samurai". Why not strap on a few other easily recognizable blades like a Gurkha's kukri and a duck-taped K-bar from Cabela's. Finish the whole ensemble with a rope belt and shower slippers.
Buddy, you are threat to NOBODY except yourself. You are a cosplay Rambo who practices saying "It weeel keeel" in the shower because that Asian dude is the baddest one on "Forged In Fire". Which has rejected you about 430 times mostly because you don't know how to start a camp fire, much less stoke a coke forge.
Welcome. Please introduce yourself to the class.
DeleteCould be Tennessee. The only knife law in TN. is don't stick it in someone unless they are trying to put a hole in you
ReplyDelete+1 A good old boy from Kentucky would have had a tomahawk on him.
DeleteYou have to wonder about the mentality of people who go out in public looking like that when it's not Halloween.....
ReplyDeleteYou're assuming "mentality".
Deletesort of reminds me of one time in underground Atlanta when I go in a long coat came up, dramatically opened it and asked if I wanted to buy a knife.... Perhaps he sells them, on the side so to speak.
ReplyDeleteDrug felony conviction. Probably has a bunch of blackpowder stuff, too.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought as soon as I saw the picture.
ReplyDeleteMy pappy once told me "it's better to have one and not need it than to need one and not have it".
ReplyDeleteBUDK had a sale.
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