7) One time this woman I worked with stopped by my desk to say she was retiring. I said "Ok, bye". She actually started crying and said "you don't care at all that I'm leaving". I said "I wouldn't care at all if I was leaving much less you". I don't care if you're a VP or a Janitor, if you're an employee it's just a job and co-workers are not friends. All jobs, even if they last 40 years, are temporary.
Get a bucket of water and put your arm in as far as you can. Now, pull it out as fast as you can. The time that the hole in the water persists is the amount of time the job/Company will miss you.
#20 - Good luck. HA!
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DeleteYou type the words "Fucking A".
Delete20. Yep.
ReplyDelete20 - that is an ugly child.
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Once you go black, at best you're a single mom. At worst, you end up in a shallow hole, wrapped up in a cheap carpet and doused in gasoline.
ReplyDelete7) One time this woman I worked with stopped by my desk to say she was retiring. I said "Ok, bye". She actually started crying and said "you don't care at all that I'm leaving". I said "I wouldn't care at all if I was leaving much less you". I don't care if you're a VP or a Janitor, if you're an employee it's just a job and co-workers are not friends. All jobs, even if they last 40 years, are temporary.
ReplyDeleteGet a bucket of water and put your arm in as far as you can. Now, pull it out as fast as you can. The time that the hole in the water persists is the amount of time the job/Company will miss you.
DeleteAsk me how I know.
Phil B
#4, it's "Buck Naked" not "Butt Naked". Buck is hairless deer hide.
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