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Monday, October 14, 2024

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18 comments:

  1. A little help with #5? What's the issue? I assume its a redacted file copy

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    1. It's a search warrant. Being served a search warrant will fuck up anybody's day, don't you think?

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    2. Yeah, a search warrant for electronic devices usually means all your goodies get confiscated to be unlocked and perused at a later date.

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    3. Being served a search warrant would be bad enough, but consider the kid serving it. He's ampted up on adrenaline and is itching to shoot something. He's eyeing your dog like he's a perfect target and is thinking about pivoting and shooting you after the dog.

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    4. If the FBI searches your home and confiscates electronics they will find child porn on your or your families computers. They always do because they can then use that to squeeze you into simply pleading guilty or you or your kids or other family members will be charged with that crime.

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  2. #3, clean up while frozen, save more damage being done.

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  3. #2 I told him to move his car but he said it was a public street and could park where ever he wants.
    #4 Every week I had to add 4 inches of water to the pool. I guess it destabilized the ground.

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    1. #3 New remodeling scheme.
      #4 Looks like the neighborhood is going to be condemned because you had to add 4 inches of water.
      #7 Aw, gee, can't he just drive it off?

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  4. #4 careful diving in the deep end.

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  5. #3 Saw that happen in a cabin nearby. Owner forgot to turn off the water main. Found in January, owner couldn't get back til May.

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  6. Tree on car:
    In 40 years of working in the woods, every tree that I've seen come down that landed on a vehicle didn't just clip them on one end or another, they've landed dead center and totaled them out.
    They just seem to know how to do it.

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    1. I think you're on to something there. A couple of years ago, my cousin bought a used Ford Escape for his daughter, and planned to hand down her old Buick to the next kid in line. The day the daughter brought the Escape home and parked it behind the Buick, a huge tree limb fell lengthwise down the full length of the Buick, and missed the Ford by inches. The Buick looked like something out of a cartoon, with a giant crease from one end to the other. It looked like it was staged.

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  7. #6, Friend of mine's 370Z exactly 72 hours after moving into his GF's apartment.
    #10, betcha Wirecutter has seen this more than a few times. I know I have.
    - WDS

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  8. #4 watch the deep end...

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  9. "Being served a search warrant would be bad enough, but consider the kid serving it. He's ampted up on adrenaline and is itching to shoot something. He's eyeing your dog like he's a perfect target and is thinking about pivoting and shooting you after the dog." Be a shame if the yard and porch were littered with LANDMINES

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  10. #6. I’m just impressed they got the lugnuts off of it. Fort made those things out of chrome plated cottage cheese.

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  11. #3
    I installed the YoLink robot valve and 12 sensors.
    if the sensors detect even a tiny drop of water it closes the main valve into the house.

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