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Friday, October 25, 2024

The shit previous tenants leave behind

Investigators have determined that a skull discovered in the wall of an Illinois home in 1978 was that of an Indiana teenager who died more than 150 years ago, authorities announced Thursday.
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7 comments:

  1. Since when do you send modern human remains to a museum?

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    1. It's a historical society:

      https://www.bataviahistoricalsociety.org/

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  2. The home was previously owned by the Hamlet family and the local coroner determined the skull was that of a kid named Barry Yorick

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  3. "Coroner Rob Russell speculated that grave robbers may have dug up her body to sell it to physicians looking to learn more about human anatomy".

    With gold prices at all-time highs, I wonder if we'll ever see graves dug up by looters looking for gold jewelry?

    Also, now I don't feel so bad about the filled water bed I once left behind when I moved.

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  4. Got them beat. I have a whole human skeleton I keep in storage. Named him "Norman". We worked together for about 15 years. My wife wanted to put him out as a Halloween decoration, but I thought that was kind of disrespectful, him being a former human and all. Long story.

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  5. Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him well!
    RetRsvMike

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  6. Well now that’s a boneheaded move

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