#1 When I hear muh aborshunz I always think, you feral whore. Get on the pill and/or an IUD, or whatever and have your pig mount you with his rain coat on. Absolutely no excuse to get pregnant these days if you don't want to. More nazi feminism to destroy society.
That's what I've been thinking since forever. You have to be a complete moron to get pregnant in this era. I'm 78. Back when I was in school, there were no options for a teenage girl other than a condom. And that was totally embarrassing for a teenage guy, you had to ask for them.
Eh, there's no such think as perfectly effective birth control. Not the pill, not IUD's, not condoms, NOTHING. Condoms are pretty good, and 98% effective. Which means "of 100 women who had an active sex life for a year, only two got pregnant." Which sounds pretty solid until you realize that's 2% PER YEAR. Or 20% per decade, or essentially ALL of them over their lifetime.
There are exactly two exceptions, complete abstinence (which means nothing even like sex or even getting naked together. NOTHING. Sad I have to say it like that, but people are stupid and horny.) or, yes you've got it: abortion.
Which is IMHO why abortion is sacred to the libtards. Because they can't admit the sexual revolution was a DAMNED bad idea. (Pun intended.) Because that would mean giving up feminism, and embracing traditional gender roles. And they can't have that because their actual goal is the complete destruction of society, which traditional gender roles would largely prevent.
No, I don't count "being a faggot" as effective birth control.
The Left have constantly lectured people on how they aren't animals, yet can't keep their pants done up. They also think their poor decisions are the responsibility of everyone else, yet when someone else makes a decision for them, they cry foul.
In reality, Leftism in all forms is proof of a severe mental defect.
Yes. Never saw the attraction of a Kim Kardashian butt. Each cheek has its own zip code… And big fat butt is more likely to turn into big fat everything later
"You want to know what your problem is? MTV, Playboy, and Madison fucking Avenue. Yes. Let me explain something to you, ok? Girls with big tits have big asses. Girls with little tits have little asses. That's the way it goes. God doesn't fuck around; he's a fair guy. He gave the fatties big, beautiful tits and the skinnies little tiny niddlers. It's not my rule. If you don't like it, call him." I don't know Dillon and Hutton could respond without breaking out in gales of laughter.
All three of my wives had small boobs and small asses. My theory is that if a gal has wide feet, a big butt or big boobs, the rest is going to catch up especially if she has several kids. Rented to a girl who had big boobs and a small ass. Two years later I didn't recognize her. She'd gone from 90 lbs to 270 lbs. No kids either, just B.I.G.
Awesome group!
ReplyDeleteWiscoDave
#1 When I hear muh aborshunz I always think, you feral whore. Get on the pill and/or an IUD, or whatever and have your pig mount you with his rain coat on. Absolutely no excuse to get pregnant these days if you don't want to. More nazi feminism to destroy society.
ReplyDeleteDamn.
Delete-Just a Chemist.
Mark Robinson approves this message.
DeleteThat's what I've been thinking since forever. You have to be a complete moron to get pregnant in this era. I'm 78. Back when I was in school, there were no options for a teenage girl other than a condom. And that was totally embarrassing for a teenage guy, you had to ask for them.
DeleteEh, there's no such think as perfectly effective birth control. Not the pill, not IUD's, not condoms, NOTHING. Condoms are pretty good, and 98% effective. Which means "of 100 women who had an active sex life for a year, only two got pregnant." Which sounds pretty solid until you realize that's 2% PER YEAR. Or 20% per decade, or essentially ALL of them over their lifetime.
DeleteThere are exactly two exceptions, complete abstinence (which means nothing even like sex or even getting naked together. NOTHING. Sad I have to say it like that, but people are stupid and horny.) or, yes you've got it: abortion.
Which is IMHO why abortion is sacred to the libtards. Because they can't admit the sexual revolution was a DAMNED bad idea. (Pun intended.) Because that would mean giving up feminism, and embracing traditional gender roles. And they can't have that because their actual goal is the complete destruction of society, which traditional gender roles would largely prevent.
No, I don't count "being a faggot" as effective birth control.
John. G
The Left have constantly lectured people on how they aren't animals, yet can't keep their pants done up. They also think their poor decisions are the responsibility of everyone else, yet when someone else makes a decision for them, they cry foul.
DeleteIn reality, Leftism in all forms is proof of a severe mental defect.
Prove me wrong. I'll wait.
They have to do their child sacrifice to baal and molech. It's just their religion
DeleteShe's got two more holes and a hand ... and probably a sister
Delete#7 - go right
ReplyDeleteExile1981
Yes. Never saw the attraction of a Kim Kardashian butt. Each cheek has its own zip code…
DeleteAnd big fat butt is more likely to turn into big fat everything later
I read, I laughed, I said what the hell, thank you
ReplyDelete#20: what happens when you believe the govt
ReplyDelete"You want to know what your problem is? MTV, Playboy, and Madison fucking Avenue. Yes. Let me explain something to you, ok? Girls with big tits have big asses. Girls with little tits have little asses. That's the way it goes. God doesn't fuck around; he's a fair guy. He gave the fatties big, beautiful tits and the skinnies little tiny niddlers. It's not my rule. If you don't like it, call him." I don't know Dillon and Hutton could respond without breaking out in gales of laughter.
ReplyDeleteAll three of my wives had small boobs and small asses. My theory is that if a gal has wide feet, a big butt or big boobs, the rest is going to catch up especially if she has several kids. Rented to a girl who had big boobs and a small ass. Two years later I didn't recognize her. She'd gone from 90 lbs to 270 lbs. No kids either, just B.I.G.
DeleteBig girl, little pussy.
ReplyDeleteSkinny girl, all pussy.
Neck
I've been faced with the #7 dilemma before. That's why these days I mostly revert to #13.
ReplyDelete