1 - Target fixation 2 - why can't I ever find a spot like that? 2 - women once they find out you have a good job and aren't vaxxed. 3 - Don't park where the snowplow can spray your car with slush. 4 - be careful! If you fell from there you might be crippl... oh, um, nevermind. 5 - it's like Frisbee, for men. 6 - was wondering how he was going to stop. I guess belly-flopping onto the asphalt at 30 mph would work. 7 - retriever, what did you expect? 8 - she's pretty good at handling balls. I volunteer. 9 - judging by the teeth, I'm going to guess that critter is from England and is ducking around in Amsterdam. 10 - (panicking in Hindi) Sanji! Open the front door of the 7-11!
That reminds me... do you know why Indian women have a dot on their forehead? If you marry one, you get to scratch it off to see if you won a convenience store or a motel.
#2. Used to do half-day boats out of Ensenada B.C. in the 60's and early 70's, $10 for live bait, poles and captain. The fish used to jump all around like that. After about two hours of catching fish we would be tired. Come back into port, and the locals would clean all the fish, and they'd get paid with about 1/2 the fish. Everybody ate well for practally nothing.
looks like #10 had a bad day
ReplyDelete#1 gotta let up to turn.
ReplyDelete#2 poles? Why not a net?
Or a catcher's mit.
DeleteYeah! Hell, a butterfly net...
Delete1 - Target fixation
Delete2 - why can't I ever find a spot like that?
2 - women once they find out you have a good job and aren't vaxxed.
3 - Don't park where the snowplow can spray your car with slush.
4 - be careful! If you fell from there you might be crippl... oh, um, nevermind.
5 - it's like Frisbee, for men.
6 - was wondering how he was going to stop. I guess belly-flopping onto the asphalt at 30 mph would work.
7 - retriever, what did you expect?
8 - she's pretty good at handling balls. I volunteer.
9 - judging by the teeth, I'm going to guess that critter is from England and is ducking around in Amsterdam.
10 - (panicking in Hindi) Sanji! Open the front door of the 7-11!
That reminds me... do you know why Indian women have a dot on their forehead?
If you marry one, you get to scratch it off to see if you won a convenience store or a motel.
OK Nuni....
DeleteWhy are beavers teeth so yellow and nasty. You'd think chomping on trees would make them sparkle.
ReplyDeleteThat's not a beaver. They have big flat tails. I believe that's a marmot.
DeleteI've never asked the ones here on the property, I just shoot 'em.
Delete- WDS
It's a Capybara
Delete#9 capybara, large S. American rodent
DeleteThat’s a nutria Kenny
DeleteTodd near Denver
Thanks, all. I wasn't sure what it was but I know it wasn't a beaver.
DeleteIt' a Capybara.
Deletehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutria
Damn I was wrong ,capybara for sure. Looks similar to nutria
DeleteThat's not a beaver, Buckwheat....
DeleteI think it might be a Capybara.
DeleteWhy would wheelchair dude climb WITH the added weight, and risk falling on the contraption and further injury? Showing off?
ReplyDeletehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capybara
ReplyDelete#2. Used to do half-day boats out of Ensenada B.C. in the 60's and early 70's, $10 for live bait, poles and captain. The fish used to jump all around like that. After about two hours of catching fish we would be tired. Come back into port, and the locals would clean all the fish, and they'd get paid with about 1/2 the fish. Everybody ate well for practally nothing.
ReplyDeleteCapybara, nutria, or marmot, it’s what’s for dinner around here.
ReplyDelete