#16 I carry and it has become second nature. A year ago I dropped my truck off at airport valet parking where the attendant mentioned my gun was printing with the shirt I was wearing and I probably wanted to lock it in the truck. BTW: Valet parking at Savannah International is cheaper than off-airport economy parking at Heartsfield in Atlanta.
#16 - Port of NY with a loaded magazine (no pistol) in my carry on. 2.5 hours, 10 (yes, really) cops, and a summons with possible jail time. The attorney cost me more than the cruise. I still get panicky every time I get near TSA, and that was 5 years ago.
18) Haha! I also noticed that old Nokia phone. I had one very similar to it. 1. I was surprised at the features it had for the time. For example: I could program voice commands to have it dial my contacts. For example, I could call the more uptight sister by belching into the phone. I had to do it just so, and sometimes it took a couple of tries. 2. It was much smaller than my current phone. 3. It was rugged as hell. I kept it a while, until it wouldn't take a charge. But thinking back I wonder if the port got lint packed into it. That would piss me off if the damned thing would work by just cleaning lint out of the port.
#2 Gladys the original Karen. #8 and I've been wearing overalls for over 50 years. #19 Yes, I am old enough to have use one as a bomb shelter though at the time we thought it was cool to get to hide under our desk.
Eyes, check in. Direct to TSA goon. Mouth, check in. Tell goon to quit BS job. Join human race. Have self-respect. Is it true that TSA hires only fags? You must be a faggot to do what you do. Quit your BS job, faggot.
So not kidding. It pretty much went like this the last time I flew. The tub stacker was about to cry. Next week I fly out again. Can't wait to ruin their day. My passport is already 4S for years. Screw em.
I live for the next time I'm at the airport. (if I remember. no guarantees) I'll point out the window and say in a loud voice 'Victor Laszlo is on that plane!' Yeah, I'm easily amused. Stay safe
14) Don't get me started.
ReplyDeleteJust respool after beating your friend senseless
Delete#20. I would use cars, Ferrari, Yugo, and Fiat.
ReplyDeleteNumber 20 for the win!
ReplyDelete#20 In big Mike's defense, Omar the tent maker went out of business...
ReplyDeleteMike Robinson's personal chef also went out of business
Delete#16 I carry and it has become second nature. A year ago I dropped my truck off at airport valet parking where the attendant mentioned my gun was printing with the shirt I was wearing and I probably wanted to lock it in the truck. BTW: Valet parking at Savannah International is cheaper than off-airport economy parking at Heartsfield in Atlanta.
ReplyDelete#12 had a guy in Bamburg do that . Broke both wrists but did'nt see Jesus. Never came back to the unit.
ReplyDelete#10: Even better, use the impact gun to force in a metric fastener where you should have SAE.
ReplyDelete# 12 SCIENCE !!!
ReplyDeletePhysics, not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
Delete#7 Then the half inch goes missing. It's always something.
ReplyDeleteStealing # 13.
ReplyDeleteFree to me, free to you.
Delete#10 had me almost spit my whiskey.
ReplyDeleteGood job, Kenny. You're doing great.
Hey! Thanks for doing this, I enjoy them every time. Happy Veterans Day! Thank you for being there. Veteran to Veteran!
ReplyDelete#15. They forgot breathe and blink.
ReplyDelete#16 - Port of NY with a loaded magazine (no pistol) in my carry on. 2.5 hours, 10 (yes, really) cops, and a summons with possible jail time. The attorney cost me more than the cruise. I still get panicky every time I get near TSA, and that was 5 years ago.
ReplyDelete18) Haha!
ReplyDeleteI also noticed that old Nokia phone. I had one very similar to it.
1. I was surprised at the features it had for the time. For example: I could program voice commands to have it dial my contacts. For example, I could call the more uptight sister by belching into the phone. I had to do it just so, and sometimes it took a couple of tries.
2. It was much smaller than my current phone.
3. It was rugged as hell. I kept it a while, until it wouldn't take a charge. But thinking back I wonder if the port got lint packed into it.
That would piss me off if the damned thing would work by just cleaning lint out of the port.
#2 Gladys the original Karen. #8 and I've been wearing overalls for over 50 years. #19 Yes, I am old enough to have use one as a bomb shelter though at the time we thought it was cool to get to hide under our desk.
ReplyDelete#16. My brain at airport:
ReplyDeleteEyes, check in. Direct to TSA goon.
Mouth, check in. Tell goon to quit BS job. Join human race. Have self-respect. Is it true that TSA hires only fags? You must be a faggot to do what you do. Quit your BS job, faggot.
So not kidding. It pretty much went like this the last time I flew. The tub stacker was about to cry.
Next week I fly out again. Can't wait to ruin their day. My passport is already 4S for years. Screw em.
#9 Being a pianist, I read the # symbol as sharp.
ReplyDeleteStonyground.
and the company that starts selling 10MM sockets by the 6 pack is going to be very profitable
ReplyDeleteA quick google search shows they already do.
DeleteI live for the next time I'm at the airport. (if I remember. no guarantees) I'll point out the window and say in a loud voice 'Victor Laszlo is on that plane!'
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm easily amused.
Stay safe