That's a minor concern compared to the possibility that the horse will kick. My Dad had one ball because he walked in back of a mule when he was a child in the 1930's.
Horsey Chicks is what we used to call them. At least one, but often two in every barn I ever delivered hay to. Craziest animal to ever inhabit planet earth. Most of 'em would rather sleep in a stall with a horse than in a bed with a man. Sometimes I felt sorry for the horse.
What happens when the horsies tail goes up to lay some pasture apples ? Woman have some some 2nd thoughts when that occurs ....
ReplyDeleteThat, and a good horse fart would be hilarious.
DeleteThat's a minor concern compared to the possibility that the horse will kick. My Dad had one ball because he walked in back of a mule when he was a child in the 1930's.
DeleteWomen and horses, I don't understand it but I don't claim to understand women
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But i understand stupid when i see it.
DeleteIt's "I control something that's bigger than me" syndrome.
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Horsey Chicks is what we used to call them. At least one, but often two in every barn I ever delivered hay to. Craziest animal to ever inhabit planet earth. Most of 'em would rather sleep in a stall with a horse than in a bed with a man. Sometimes I felt sorry for the horse.
DeleteIf you put your ear next to hers you can hear the ocean.
ReplyDeleteI am going to assume the horse is on crossties.
ReplyDeleteAbdul says "I like the tall brunette- looks like Wife 2, but legs not as hairy".
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