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Wednesday, November 20, 2024

Wednesday's gifs

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  1. 2. I can tell you from experience, he'll never do that again.
    5. Trim those nails. Seriously.
    The only thing those are good for is picking olives out of the jar.
    -lg

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    1. How does she clean herself?...

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    2. She doesn't. She smells like ass 24/7.

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  2. #3- "I am not a number, I'm a FREE MAN!"

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  3. 2 - My Mom sat there and watched me do it.

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  4. 7 - Don't do that shit on a street full of dindoos.

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    1. Draw
      Aim
      Squeeze
      Squeeze
      Holster

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    2. The people watching are sorry that they didn't think of grabbing it first-

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    3. Not much sympathy. Anyone who proposes in public is an attention starved twat who's trying to pressure someone else into the answer he wants to hear.

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    4. Or it was a special place for them or her, and judging by her reaction before it got snatched, he didn't have to worry about pressuring her into it. Sheesh.
      Try taking things at face value sometime - your day will be much brighter.

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  5. #1 is going to be an organ donor. No driver is going to be watching for a skate rat moving at 20+ mph in and out of the grass and road.

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    1. Is there a kid in the trailer?

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    2. That 'trailer' is the ass end of a scooter with some handle bars on the front. He is being pushed to move that fast (assuming the video isn't sped up).

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  6. #5 - How does she pick her nose? You gotta get in there and clean house every once in a while.

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    1. I think that's artificial nails glued to the real ones, so a little solvent and she might have perfectly normal nails again while she takes care of business.

      But this is definitely someone who was over-impressed with "Edgar Scissorhands".

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    2. How does she wipe?

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  7. #10 is an oh sh*t moment when too much of the lower wall gave way at once.

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  8. #10 Run Forrest RUN!

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  9. 8. Is this how Burt Munro started?

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  10. #1 Where do I get that. That is an excellent present for my liberal friends.
    #6 Never thought of that. So many documents can be forged as approved since you get a
    copy any way.
    #10 He could have built rooms in that silo and B and B it. Anything on a farm.

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  11. #1. Does he have that thing up his rectum?

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  12. #1: I wonder how long before dindoos appropriate these for their hi-jinks the way they have dirt bikes and 4-wheelers.
    #4 is my ex-wife in traffic.

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  13. #10 He accomplished what he wanted and saved the sledge.

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    1. Computer notary and signatures are now legal and accepted.

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    2. Is she going to use white-out before the next customer, that's the big question.

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  15. #2--what the fuck did they think was going to happen?
    --Tennessee Budd

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    1. Must be some youngster driving his granddad's pickup.

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  16. #3 - Hope he's packing a knife!

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  17. #3 - Ahhhh the ole EGR balloon! Fart - breathe. Fart - breathe...

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  18. At around 5 or 6, I wanted to see if the lighter in my dad's car worked. I didn't want to burn my finger so I put it to my mouth.
    My kindergarten pic looks like a bee flying in front of me.

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  19. #1 Hahaha. I'm so creative and I think outside the box, tearing the fukkin envelope! Now where do I put all this shit & change when I get to work?

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