The 27-year-old Pennsylvania man was arrested yesterday on a petty theft charge for allegedly stealing a lap dance.
*****
For those that like to comment without actually clicking on the link, it happened in Florida so therefore it is a Florida Report.
I can see why he would have to steal one.
ReplyDeleteMohammed Abdullah Alabilan. from Pennsylvania. All evidence suggests he comes from an Lancaster county Amish community. Accoeding to the Florida criminal code theft of a lap dance is a misdemeanor. However, stealing a lap a felony.
ReplyDeletePETty theft; good one :)
ReplyDelete