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Wednesday, November 06, 2024

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  1. #15- All sex is for money eventually

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    1. The most expensive sex is free sex

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    2. I always thought sex with my first wife was free. Little did I know that it wasn't free, I just was charging it, like a credit card. That I had to pay for over 17.5 years.

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    3. Yep, it can get expensive. I currently pay ~800/month. All for the nightly rising and falling of a healthy female chest, beautiful belly, delightful derrierre, lovely long lithe legs, and fabulous feet tipped with tantalyzing toes... but those wonderful parts are attached to a woman who sleeps like she's onboard ship, rolling back and forth between one side of the bed and other like clockwork waves, and occassionally flaiing her elbows into my eye sockets, against the bridge of my nose, or into my temples.

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  2. 20: no. That’s white men for Harris in 2024. FIFA

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    1. I’m guessing they wear their jeans backwards, so the zips in the back….

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    1. That's what Kamala seemed to always start her answers with no matter what she was asked.

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    2. She should have used Steve Martin's line from "the jerk".

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    3. Haha Jeremy ! IYKYK…

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  4. #20. Flip the 1983 guys the bird and you will receive the asswhooping of your life. Flip the today boys the bird and you'll be hearing from their lawyer.
    Flip the 1983 guys the bird today and you'll need a surgeon to get his cane back and you'll be walking on your hands until that happens.

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  5. #13 - the 2% is Bud light.

    Phil B

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    1. Contains less than 2% of the following: untreated pee

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    2. This technology has been around for many years- you know it as "Tang"-

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  6. #3 - We used to call that drawer "The Goat's Stomach"

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  7. #17

    Greenland is a dreadful place,
    A land that's nev-er green.
    Where there's ice and snow
    and the whale fishes blow,
    And the daylight's seldom seen, brave boys,
    and the daylight's seldom seen.

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  8. On the twenty third day in the month of June in the year of fifty-four, they signed us weary whaler men to sail for Greenland's shore, brave boys, to sale for Greenland's shore.

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  9. In 1983 I'd been in the army 4 years and I was pretty salty. I was fit and tough as hell, and the commander of a section of other studly young men, lots of us rode motorbikes and we dranks lots of beer and life was good. So the pic of the 1983 men resonates with me.

    The pic of the homosexuals from 2024 just makes me feel strangely angry.

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