MEMPHIS, Tenn. (WMC) - A woman is arrested and charged after stabbing two family members, according to the Memphis Police Department.
Lachunda Johnson, 55, was charged with aggravated assault/domestic violence, aggravated assault, and domestic assault.
Lachunda? I rest my case, your honor!
ReplyDeleteYup. Every. Single. Time.
DeleteHer family say those two domestic charges can't be so. Aint nutten domestic bout Lachunda. Or for the rest of them for that matter.
ReplyDeleteDomestic or domesticated?
DeleteIt's not domestic abuse, just feral.
DeleteGot it. Don't make fun of grammy Lachunda's name. So is grampa Lachode's name still on the table?
ReplyDeleteLachunda? That so eliminates the need to play 'Guess the race'.
ReplyDeleteDats rayciss. Maybe the name derives from olde Norse for she who suckled from wretched vixen.
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ReplyDelete"Yes, I'd like to report a blatant negrification. Lachunda. L-a-c-h-u-n-d-a. Yes, that's right, a blatant negrification. No caring mother would name her child Lachunda."
55? Probably someone's great-great-grandmother
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