Dive bars generally aren’t the best smelling of places. Stale beer, sweat, and (often) despair linger in the air, but the beers are cheap and the company is largely non-judgmental.
If you just can’t get enough of that scent, though, Miller High Life is rolling out a cologne that will let you proudly wear it around town. Miller High Life Dive Bar-Fume will go on sale tomorrow. A bottle will run you $40 (which would buy a lot of beer at most dive bars).
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I'm sorry, but this is the gayest shit I've ever heard of. I've spent my share of time in dive bars when I was younger and I'm here to tell you, if you walked into any of them smelling of patchouli and Champaca blossom (whatever the fuck that is) you're gonna get your ass beat.
A real dive bar smells like whiskey, stale beer, tobacco and sweat. Period.
