Here's a video I took earlier this year at Addo https://youtu.be/frq-IKXQ9Fc This is from a Golf IV which is much lower on the ground than a Rand-Lover.
Positive that’s not real. They do have enormous cocks, though. Saw one walking around with a hard-on at a zoo in South Africa once. It was dragging on the ground. I pointed it out to my compadres by shouting “Look, that elephant has five legs.” Then heard a small boy ask his mother if the elephant really had five legs. Felt like a shit heal, so we all just went back to our hotel and continued to drink. Did seem funny at the time though. Eod1sg Ret
Eod, I was about four and my father and a hired hand were butchering a steer. My father gave me the tail and said go give this to your mother and tell her to make tail soup. I remember walking to the house dragging that tail in the dirt behind me. Mother wasn't in the kitchen so I left it on a chair. Years later, like I was probably forty, I was talking to my parents about that and my father got a funny look. He said, Mike, that wasn't the tail and boy did I have one mad wife. My mother was still mad about that.
Jesus, look at the size of that thing.
ReplyDeleteTrick photograph. The elephant is in the foreground. Yes they're big but they're not that big.
ReplyDeleteHere's a video I took earlier this year at Addo https://youtu.be/frq-IKXQ9Fc This is from a Golf IV which is much lower on the ground than a Rand-Lover.
DeletePositive that’s not real. They do have enormous cocks, though. Saw one walking around with a hard-on at a zoo in South Africa once. It was dragging on the ground. I pointed it out to my compadres by shouting “Look, that elephant has five legs.” Then heard a small boy ask his mother if the elephant really had five legs. Felt like a shit heal, so we all just went back to our hotel and continued to drink. Did seem funny at the time though. Eod1sg Ret
ReplyDeleteWhat was Mom's answer? Inquiring minds and all that..
DeleteEod, I was about four and my father and a hired hand were butchering a steer. My father gave me the tail and said go give this to your mother and tell her to make tail soup. I remember walking to the house dragging that tail in the dirt behind me. Mother wasn't in the kitchen so I left it on a chair. Years later, like I was probably forty, I was talking to my parents about that and my father got a funny look. He said, Mike, that wasn't the tail and boy did I have one mad wife. My mother was still mad about that.
DeleteZip, I didn’t hear her response, but she shot me a glance that someone coined the phrase “If looks could kill” from.
ReplyDeleteAin't depth of field great!
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