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Wednesday, December 04, 2024

Forget the fence and put in a moat, Gram

HIGHLAND PARK, Mich. – Highland Park resident Isabelle Gaddie has grown tired of drivers crashing into her fence as the number of crashes near her home has tallied up to 27.

She can’t catch a break, as it seems no matter what she does, drivers inevitably speed through the red light just feet from her home.
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13 comments:

  1. All 27 drivers carried no insurance? What are the odds of that?

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  2. Years ago, there was a house that had thst problem, except the drunks would crash into the house. They put a car sized boulder in their front yard.

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  3. People in nearby town lived in the bend of a 90 degree curve, numerous drivers 'lost control' and ran into their garage. Recently they had the damage to the latest run-in repaired, moved their driveway entrance to the far end of the curve and had a guardrail running from 50 feet before their home to the entrance to their driveway. No dings in the guardrail yet.
    The woman in this story needs a five foot high 'it'll really fuck you up' guardrail instead of a fence.

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    1. Build the fence out of wood, but use 10 foot long 2" sch 80 concrete filled galvanized pipe buried 4 feet in the ground as posts, and space them at four foot intervals...

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  4. I was thinking tank traps.

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  5. Recked the fence eh? I am no grammer police but these people are supposed to be journalist. Maybe a little DEI going on there?

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    1. Itz uh well rittin artickle, izn tit?
      -lg

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  6. There's a house at a curve on Lincoln Drive in Philadelphia that was notorious for being hit on a regular basis. The owner finally fixed it with the boulder solution. Cars still crash, but not into his house.

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  7. "Problem" house like that here at a T intersection that had several drunks crash into it over the years. At this point, there is a flashing sign and speed hump before the stop sign and heavy duty bollards placed at the edge of the property.

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  8. 27 times, all with no insurance!? Another sure sign of societal collapse. Oh! It's Detroit! I should have checked earlier. Never mind, everything's fine.

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  9. Wonderful place, known for its crime. Had a flint Mi.(another vibrant community)driver tell me that if he ever had a flat tire in Highland Park he'd roll it out on the rim. When I was a kid, Highland Park was still a fairly nice place, big brick homes. Its abutting Hamtramck which used to be well known as a Polish community and both were surrounded by Detroit.

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  10. "All 27 vehicles were not insured, so the bill keeps coming to Gaddie for repairs."

    I think we have a bigger problem here...

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  11. Install cargo ship sized pier bollards, seven ought to do

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