"available outside of the regular pub hours" implies that during those hours, she's in the pub drinking.
"...children of the other inmates" says that she just got out. And she was in for 12 years. WTF did she do?
That picture! Damn! Nevermind letting her watch my kids, I'd hesitate to walk past her if I saw her on the street. Safer to cross over to the other side.
"Basic literasy skills"?!? OK, that's a step to far. This pic has to be a deliberate joke. As opposed to an unintentional one.
That simply means she'll take her monthly bath before she comes over, if you'd like. But that'll cost you extra. They don't exactly give hot water away, you know.
The last line is a bit worrisome. Just how can she put any child to sleep?
ReplyDeleteCough medicine and Jack Daniels.
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Benadryl
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ReplyDeleteDamn. Almost too many red flags to count.
ReplyDelete"available outside of the regular pub hours" implies that during those hours, she's in the pub drinking.
"...children of the other inmates" says that she just got out. And she was in for 12 years. WTF did she do?
That picture! Damn! Nevermind letting her watch my kids, I'd hesitate to walk past her if I saw her on the street. Safer to cross over to the other side.
"Basic literasy skills"?!? OK, that's a step to far. This pic has to be a deliberate joke. As opposed to an unintentional one.
John G.
Just makes you shake your head and say "Oh. My. God!"
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There are a few children in my neighborhood I would recommend to her care.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the issue? She seems like a dream babysitter. Obviously well qualified.
ReplyDeleteShe definitely deserves points for honesty.
DeleteThe line that makes me wonder- "Personal Hygiene Upon Request ."
ReplyDeleteThat simply means she'll take her monthly bath before she comes over, if you'd like. But that'll cost you extra. They don't exactly give hot water away, you know.
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