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Monday, December 09, 2024

Mondays, but in gifs

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20 comments:

  1. Don't trust horse. Horse is asshoe.

    3, poor bastard.

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    1. #3: In Canada, splashing any pedestrian is actually considered a vehicular offense (same as a speeding ticket) unless you can prove you did everything possible to avoid the incident.
      It isn't very funny when someone gets splashed in the Spring when the snow/slush is all over someone trying to keep warm.

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    2. 45 years ago, I was in 8th grade and walking home from school. Some high schoolers driving a car swerved out of their way to drive through a puddle near me and splash me. I ran after the car, and noted the street that it turned down. I spotted the car parked in a driveway. I saw a garden hose on the nearby lawn, and it was hooked up to the spigot. Well, the garden hose made its way through the driver’s window that was left open, and the valve was turned on. I wish I were a fly on the wall when the driver had to explain to his dad how the inside of the car filled up with water.

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    3. 45 years ago...uh...1979...okay it wasn't me.

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    4. i can literally talk to and communicate with dogs, but horses=no. they scare the shit out of me. mules are OK. i have never been hurt by a mule. horses yes, many times.
      you haven't lived until one bites you. you'll see Jesus.

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  2. Did a #6, peeled 3 knuckles are on left hand. Huge road rash left shin, both knees bloody. Jumped up went to my truck, cracked to brews, drove home. Never let them see you cry.

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  3. #8 - That is a self-propelled artillery gun and not a tank. Leave it to a dumb "cannon cocker" to drive his vehicle off the trailer.

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    1. Standard practice here is if the trailer is equipped with outriggers, then use them until the equipment is loaded safely or unloaded completely. Cowboys are only heroes in the movies.

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    2. #8 is it tough enough to take the crash and roll, and be up and running again?

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    3. I'm pretty sure fluids flow into bad places when upside-down.

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    4. #8 French unit in Bosnia, IIRC. Back the trailer to a proper loading dock rather than those flimsy ramps.

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  4. #1 Standing anywhere in range of the back end of a hot blooded horse is a very good way to get killed. A friend of mine tried to train an Arabian he inherited to be a cow pony and that didn't work at all. I told him that made about as much sense as a trailer hitch on a Ferrari. You can probably do it but it ain't right.

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  5. #6 - He's really going to be pissed if he's just leaving a liquor store.

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  6. Lots of animals in this batch that need to become BBQ.
    -Arc

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  7. #1
    The neighbor lady had an old mare that kicked her just like that. The whole side of her face was purple for 3 weeks. She kept the horse. I don't understand some people.

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  8. #3- they were just asking for it and i would have obliged them. the other side of the street. the other side of the car was open for ped. traffic. they were just making themselves an easy target, morons.

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    1. And if the gif showed him being smeared along the fence on the side you're talking about you'd have called him a moron for not using the sidewalk WHERE PEDESTRIAN TRAFFIC BELONGS.

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    2. I wondered if he was going to try to unblock a drain. He has a bucket or something similar?

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  9. #3 I wouldn't be happy either. It's still funny.

    Evil Franklin

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