I had a buddy that was the owner of a beer drinking St. Bernard named Taurus... Taurus was a huge dog even for his breed and his name was perfect because he looked like a lion.. He was a regular at our local beer joints and everyone bought him a beer often leading us to have to lift him up into the backseat to get him home... I always took the back end because he was so slobbery... Those were the days JD
#6) Desert Eagle! Not quite enough powder in the load, though. The post-shot fireball should ignite everything within 20 feet of the muzzle. Not to mention that the projectile itself should be moving so fast that it's not only invisible to high-speed cameras, but is actually moving backwards in time just to kill baby Hitler.
#10: where everybody knows your name.
ReplyDeleteWhere everybody and their dog knows your name.
DeleteJohn G
#10 double dog dare ya
ReplyDelete#4: the boy got skills
ReplyDeleteBoy has a belay rope, too.
DeleteI had a buddy that was the owner of a beer drinking St. Bernard named Taurus... Taurus was a huge dog even for his breed and his name was perfect because he looked like a lion.. He was a regular at our local beer joints and everyone bought him a beer often leading us to have to lift him up into the backseat to get him home... I always took the back end because he was so slobbery...
ReplyDeleteThose were the days
JD
"his name was perfect because he looked like a lion...."
DeleteYou do know that "Taurus" means "bull," don't you?
Did he look like a bull, too?
DeleteMaybe act like one?
Dog just finished licking his ass, just trying to get the taste off its tongue.
ReplyDelete#4 That is what you call having yer shit in one bag.
ReplyDelete#6) Desert Eagle! Not quite enough powder in the load, though. The post-shot fireball should ignite everything within 20 feet of the muzzle. Not to mention that the projectile itself should be moving so fast that it's not only invisible to high-speed cameras, but is actually moving backwards in time just to kill baby Hitler.
ReplyDelete#8 Been there done that, got the T shirt...
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