I had a buddy that was the owner of a beer drinking St. Bernard named Taurus... Taurus was a huge dog even for his breed and his name was perfect because he looked like a lion.. He was a regular at our local beer joints and everyone bought him a beer often leading us to have to lift him up into the backseat to get him home... I always took the back end because he was so slobbery... Those were the days JD
#6) Desert Eagle! Not quite enough powder in the load, though. The post-shot fireball should ignite everything within 20 feet of the muzzle. Not to mention that the projectile itself should be moving so fast that it's not only invisible to high-speed cameras, but is actually moving backwards in time just to kill baby Hitler.
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#10: where everybody knows your name.
ReplyDeleteWhere everybody and their dog knows your name.
DeleteJohn G
#10 double dog dare ya
ReplyDelete#4: the boy got skills
ReplyDeleteBoy has a belay rope, too.
DeleteI had a buddy that was the owner of a beer drinking St. Bernard named Taurus... Taurus was a huge dog even for his breed and his name was perfect because he looked like a lion.. He was a regular at our local beer joints and everyone bought him a beer often leading us to have to lift him up into the backseat to get him home... I always took the back end because he was so slobbery...
ReplyDeleteThose were the days
JD
"his name was perfect because he looked like a lion...."
DeleteYou do know that "Taurus" means "bull," don't you?
Did he look like a bull, too?
DeleteMaybe act like one?
Well truthfully every lion that's had a name that I heard of was named Taurus so my brain fart just went with it....
DeleteCarry on
JD
Shit, I thought they were mostly called "Leo".
Delete--Tennessee Budd
Dog just finished licking his ass, just trying to get the taste off its tongue.
ReplyDelete#4 That is what you call having yer shit in one bag.
ReplyDelete#6) Desert Eagle! Not quite enough powder in the load, though. The post-shot fireball should ignite everything within 20 feet of the muzzle. Not to mention that the projectile itself should be moving so fast that it's not only invisible to high-speed cameras, but is actually moving backwards in time just to kill baby Hitler.
ReplyDeleteOr they are using Ramshot Enforcer powder in their reloads.
Delete#8 Been there done that, got the T shirt...
ReplyDelete#9 Someone needed their car washed?
ReplyDeleteWTF that backhoe is big enough to be a stripping shovel. What's the application for something like that? Carve roadbeds through hills or something...
DeletePit mining. Those big ore trucks don't load themselves.
DeleteThat weight of that water sure did a number on the car!
Delete#4 - My former martial arts instructor used to say "Fast feet are happy feet".
ReplyDelete#5 reminds me of the Watermelon Man. Great movie!
ReplyDelete#3, Toxic Sock Syndrome.
ReplyDeleteBustednuckles.
#5 - a Dad would have made the catch
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