Now they think people are so stupid they have to tell them how and where to piss. I think those that think they have to instruct the fools. When I was a kid we used to say we didn't wash our hands after pissing cuz our mama's taught us not to piss on our hands. I miss those days of adolescent banter.
This medical study, like most of them nowadays, tells me that doctors have the most inflated, god-complex, lack-of-common-sense egos imaginable. We have permission to safely pee in the shower? Oh thank you, nanny-state boss man! What a f*cking scam waste of taxpayer money. Go get 'em Elon/Vivek.
Well, unless you have a UTI or bladder/kidney infection, urine is sterile... so you ain't gonna get cooties if you shower alone or with your significant other.
Had a WO-4 give us field hygiene tips. Start with your head and wash as far down as possible then go to feet a wash as far up as possible. Then wash your possible. Sorry I don’t know why this made me remember that.
Seriously? Was there a study that required thousands of tax dollars to determine this important information?
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing it was a federally funded $700,000 four year study...
DeleteWhat if I'm not shampooing while I pee?
ReplyDeleteLather, rinse, re-pee'd
DeleteNow they think people are so stupid they have to tell them how and where to piss. I think those that think they have to instruct the fools. When I was a kid we used to say we didn't wash our hands after pissing cuz our mama's taught us not to piss on our hands. I miss those days of adolescent banter.
ReplyDeleteI was taught to wash my hands before peeing. Something about cleaning my hands before handling a religious object...
DeleteWhen I was a kid, the claim was that our fathers had taught us not to pee in our hands. Our mothers taught us to wash them, anyway.
DeleteWhat do they say about pissing in the sink?
ReplyDeleteonly if you're tall enough
DeleteThe sink, that's called pissin in the upper birth.
DeleteAnother government funded study? Ain't that a pisser...
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If it helps, pretend you stepped on a jellyfish...
ReplyDeleteMy question who doesn't pee in the shower?
ReplyDeleteThat's why you wash top-to-bottom. Do your feet last and then step out of the pee-pee water.
ReplyDeleteYou may not want to waffle-stomp the Cleveland Steamer down the drain, but number one wins every time!
ReplyDeleteHot and cold running flush !
ReplyDeleteAnd all this time I've been arcing it to the toilet bowl.
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Letting go a load of diarrhea in the shower will work too, but don't try it if you're having a bubble bath.
ReplyDeleteAt this point in my life it's the only place I can piss without getting my boots wet, because I'm not wearing them in the shower.
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I used to have to put it through a knot hole in a fence to keep from pissin in my face. Now I do it to keep from pissin on my shoe.
DeleteWait- I was supposed to get permission first?
ReplyDeleteThis medical study, like most of them nowadays, tells me that doctors have the most inflated, god-complex, lack-of-common-sense egos imaginable. We have permission to safely pee in the shower? Oh thank you, nanny-state boss man! What a f*cking scam waste of taxpayer money. Go get 'em Elon/Vivek.
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Brings on a whole new meaning of golden shower me thinks.
ReplyDeleteIf you work on big boats you never work on the shower sump pump without sterilizing the whole system, just like you would the septic system.
ReplyDeleteHow many tax dollars went to a study to confirm what every boy figures out around 8 or 9 years old.
ReplyDeleteYou were a late bloomer?
DeleteWell, unless you have a UTI or bladder/kidney infection, urine is sterile... so you ain't gonna get cooties if you shower alone or with your significant other.
ReplyDeleteUrine is NOT sterile. Piss in a container, let it sit about 24 hours, then smell it and tell me urine is sterile.
DeleteHad a WO-4 give us field hygiene tips. Start with your head and wash as far down as possible then go to feet a wash as far up as possible. Then wash your possible. Sorry I don’t know why this made me remember that.
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