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Friday, January 31, 2025

And you thought licking a frozen lamp post was bad

Fort McMurray emergency services recently had their hands full, saving a man after his penis became frozen to a sidewalk during a confrontation.

On January 12, an intoxicated man was involved in a dispute that initially took place inside the East Village Pub & Eatery, reported TMZ.
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7 comments:

  1. Looks like AI messed up the rendering of the incident. His feet are pointing up behind him.

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    1. Ha! That is one effed up picture.

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  2. All he had to do was piss. Heck it works on frozen door locks

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  3. I spend 150+ days a year in the Fort mac area, in no way does this surprise me. It also has been -30C the last few days and supposed to be colder this weekend.

    Exile1981

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  4. It was at a bar ... there were many men standing around with bladders full of warm beer. All these guys had to do was piss on the frozen dick to melt the ice and free the dick. No ambulance required.

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  5. Flick - the later years.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUhl0zbtU3Y

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