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Tuesday, January 14, 2025

"I may be old but I ain't dead"

A Pennsylvania woman was arrested after allegedly inviting two adolescent boys into her home, getting them drunk, and attempting to sexually assault them.

11 comments:

  1. Grandma shoulda stuck to a 10-speed Lithium powered dildo.

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  2. That's the problem with this country: a lack of education and history.
    Why, if those boys had read Benjamin Franklin's advice about older women, this would've been a whole different story.
    -lg

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  3. A flag and for my country comes to mind. Or a russian flag and revenge.

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  4. I used to pick up hitchhikers on a regular basis. On a cold November day, there was a guy on the side of the road, completely bundled up, holding a sign for some small town about 200 miles away.

    I stopped to pick him up and it turned out to be a middle-aged woman slightly less attractive than granny in the story. She told me that once we reached her destination she had to find a police officer. I asked what was wrong. She said she had to register herself. Turns out she was a convicted sex offender. That was about the time I stopped picking up hitchhikers.

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  5. Sounds like dumb cunt, a mean one.

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  6. She may not be dead but she sho' is FUGLY.

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  7. Something wrong with those two. When I was 13 I was a walking hard-on.

    Neck

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    1. Right?! That's a tale right outta '80s Hustler...

      "...she allegedly offered them hot chocolate and a variety of alcoholic beverages."

      Score.

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  8. I know a few women in their 60s who are still hot. One was a former model.

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  9. Everyone needs to have their oil changed
    Maybe not the best way to go about it
    Backwoods Okie

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  10. Even sex crazed 13 year old me would have declined THAT, as grateful as I would have been for access to alcohol that I didn't have to sneak.

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