A Pennsylvania woman was arrested after allegedly inviting two adolescent boys into her home, getting them drunk, and attempting to sexually assault them.
That's the problem with this country: a lack of education and history. Why, if those boys had read Benjamin Franklin's advice about older women, this would've been a whole different story. -lg
I used to pick up hitchhikers on a regular basis. On a cold November day, there was a guy on the side of the road, completely bundled up, holding a sign for some small town about 200 miles away.
I stopped to pick him up and it turned out to be a middle-aged woman slightly less attractive than granny in the story. She told me that once we reached her destination she had to find a police officer. I asked what was wrong. She said she had to register herself. Turns out she was a convicted sex offender. That was about the time I stopped picking up hitchhikers.
Grandma shoulda stuck to a 10-speed Lithium powered dildo.
ReplyDeleteThat's the problem with this country: a lack of education and history.
ReplyDeleteWhy, if those boys had read Benjamin Franklin's advice about older women, this would've been a whole different story.
-lg
A flag and for my country comes to mind. Or a russian flag and revenge.
ReplyDeleteI used to pick up hitchhikers on a regular basis. On a cold November day, there was a guy on the side of the road, completely bundled up, holding a sign for some small town about 200 miles away.
ReplyDeleteI stopped to pick him up and it turned out to be a middle-aged woman slightly less attractive than granny in the story. She told me that once we reached her destination she had to find a police officer. I asked what was wrong. She said she had to register herself. Turns out she was a convicted sex offender. That was about the time I stopped picking up hitchhikers.
Sounds like dumb cunt, a mean one.
ReplyDeleteShe may not be dead but she sho' is FUGLY.
ReplyDeleteSomething wrong with those two. When I was 13 I was a walking hard-on.
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I know a few women in their 60s who are still hot. One was a former model.
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