A Pennsylvania woman was arrested after allegedly inviting two adolescent boys into her home, getting them drunk, and attempting to sexually assault them.
That's the problem with this country: a lack of education and history. Why, if those boys had read Benjamin Franklin's advice about older women, this would've been a whole different story. -lg
I used to pick up hitchhikers on a regular basis. On a cold November day, there was a guy on the side of the road, completely bundled up, holding a sign for some small town about 200 miles away.
I stopped to pick him up and it turned out to be a middle-aged woman slightly less attractive than granny in the story. She told me that once we reached her destination she had to find a police officer. I asked what was wrong. She said she had to register herself. Turns out she was a convicted sex offender. That was about the time I stopped picking up hitchhikers.
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Grandma shoulda stuck to a 10-speed Lithium powered dildo.
ReplyDeleteThat's the problem with this country: a lack of education and history.
ReplyDeleteWhy, if those boys had read Benjamin Franklin's advice about older women, this would've been a whole different story.
-lg
A flag and for my country comes to mind. Or a russian flag and revenge.
ReplyDeleteI used to pick up hitchhikers on a regular basis. On a cold November day, there was a guy on the side of the road, completely bundled up, holding a sign for some small town about 200 miles away.
ReplyDeleteI stopped to pick him up and it turned out to be a middle-aged woman slightly less attractive than granny in the story. She told me that once we reached her destination she had to find a police officer. I asked what was wrong. She said she had to register herself. Turns out she was a convicted sex offender. That was about the time I stopped picking up hitchhikers.
Sounds like dumb cunt, a mean one.
ReplyDeleteShe may not be dead but she sho' is FUGLY.
ReplyDeleteSomething wrong with those two. When I was 13 I was a walking hard-on.
ReplyDeleteNeck
Right?! That's a tale right outta '80s Hustler...
Delete"...she allegedly offered them hot chocolate and a variety of alcoholic beverages."
Score.
I know a few women in their 60s who are still hot. One was a former model.
ReplyDeleteEveryone needs to have their oil changed
ReplyDeleteMaybe not the best way to go about it
Backwoods Okie
Even sex crazed 13 year old me would have declined THAT, as grateful as I would have been for access to alcohol that I didn't have to sneak.
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