It's freezing here. My dog wants out then I gotta command her to come inside. She's crazy. How cold? This morn in N Fl it was spittin snow at 6a. Yes, I know what cold is. I lived where it dropped to forty plus below every winter.
At 1A this morning Cletus the Brass Monkey was knocking on the back door begging to be let in. After he warmed up a bit he went back out to get his balls!
When I got out of bed this morning I noticed several objects that resembled large dandelion heads on the sheets. Not sure what they were, I tossed them in the fireplace. A few minutes later I heard several loud “PFFT” “POOT” “BLAT” “THPPTPHTPHPHHPH” and “BRAAAACK” sounds. Now the living room stinks.
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My favorite photo of Grizz is of just the tip of his nose sticking out of a snowbank. Sound asleep.
ReplyDeleteIts unlikely that he's playing hide and seek, not after leaving a trail of footprints in the snow.
ReplyDeleteIt's freezing here. My dog wants out then I gotta command her to come inside. She's crazy. How cold? This morn in N Fl it was spittin snow at 6a. Yes, I know what cold is. I lived where it dropped to forty plus below every winter.
ReplyDeleteI'm in Mobile, there's 7 inches of snow on the ground & I had to shovel out a place for her then had to force her out.
DeleteYou're welcome Birdchaser, we got it a few hours before you here in La..
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At 1A this morning Cletus the Brass Monkey was knocking on the back door begging to be let in. After he warmed up a bit he went back out to get his balls!
ReplyDeletewhat am I missing here?
ReplyDeleteIt's so cold the statue went inside.
DeleteIt took me a minute to catch it as well
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When I got out of bed this morning I noticed several objects that resembled large dandelion heads on the sheets. Not sure what they were, I tossed them in the fireplace. A few minutes later I heard several loud “PFFT” “POOT” “BLAT” “THPPTPHTPHPHHPH” and “BRAAAACK” sounds. Now the living room stinks.
ReplyDeleteTake your meds before posting.
DeleteHah! I had to read it twice to catch on!
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