PHILADELPHIA, Tenn. (WTVC) — A Tennessee deputy is recovering after a wanted man shot him through his front door while authorities were trying to arrest him, according to the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation (TBI).
The wanted man had called dispatchers to report a downed tree, not realizing he was tipping authorities off about where he was.
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Seriously though, who the fuck calls the law when a tree comes down in front of their single wide? Did he expect Officer Friendly to grab a chainsaw from the trunk of his car and start cutting it up for him ?
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, is he?
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Shot the cop through the front door. Maybe he mistook the officer for a Jehovah’s Witness. That's an honest mistake.
ReplyDeleteI haven't had a witness knock on my door in years and I'm thankful for that..
DeleteJD
They mostly catch the dumb ones, the ones that are dumber than the average cop.
ReplyDeleteI'm not saying all law enforcement officers are stupid, but they screen out most of the really smart ones and leave the good little order-takers to arrest literal retards like this.
Agreed, however, you forgot to mention the other completely important "brainstem" only functional trait: a super-psycho aggressive desire to shoot harmless canines.
DeleteAnd if no canines, unarmed humans will do.
DeleteDrugs and/or alcohol, always involved.
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