number 16, When I'm reading a book, my wife continually ask me questions until I close my book and put it down, then crickets until I pick it up and begin reading again.
16. Me, growing up. Vacation was the only time she wasn't nonstop yelling at me to do some chore or other. Then she yelled bc I wasn't outside swimming. I used to hide in the barn for some quiet.
16. When I was a kid I was an obsessive reader, which my mom encouraged. I started reading before I was in kindergarten and was soon reading far above my age and grade level. When my classmates were reading Dick and Jane I was reading "PT109: The Story of John F. Kennedy in WWII". There were a couple of teachers that didn't like it and gave me a hard time. Twice, teachers took books away from me and told me I wasn't allowed to read them. When I told my mom she went to the school and raked the principal and teachers over the coals. After the second time they never gave me a hard time again.
#16. Married almost 55 years. I love her. Intelligent. Doesn't have a mean bone in her body. She lets me buy anything I want. But she just doesn't get it.
#18 A pizza place in Britain doesn't like pineapple on pizza so they are charging $130 US for a Hawaiian. Now That's driving away half your customers, when 57% say they are ok with it. Jerry
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#20 GMO makes me sick gives me a headache for years
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Deletenumber 16, When I'm reading a book, my wife continually ask me questions until I close my book and put it down, then crickets until I pick it up and begin reading again.
ReplyDeleteThere is such a thing as justifiable homicide.
Delete--Tennessee Budd
Ditto.
Delete#s 6 & 7: Inspired by the current Los Angeles TV show.
ReplyDelete# 18 ... Also the crowd which has to pool their change to scrape together the price of a small order of fries.
ReplyDelete#18 seems odd until youve smelled someone step out of a hellcat with the windows up
ReplyDeleteMy area is too poor to have enough Hellcats to steal.
DeleteIt's also well over 95% White, so there's that.
16. Me, growing up. Vacation was the only time she wasn't nonstop yelling at me to do some chore or other. Then she yelled bc I wasn't outside swimming. I used to hide in the barn for some quiet.
ReplyDelete#3 - That's Private and you would expect him to enter 3+5 into a calculator.
ReplyDelete#5 - They ain't known as Jack Russel Terrorists for nothing.
#1 Jews eating bacon,
ReplyDelete#17 true that
The tribe's dilemma : free bacon.
DeleteDownloaded almost every single one! Just skipped the ones I already stole.
ReplyDeleteYou don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
ReplyDelete#5 - Andrew Dice Clay's dog.
ReplyDelete#17 - Ain't that the truth
16. When I was a kid I was an obsessive reader, which my mom encouraged. I started reading before I was in kindergarten and was soon reading far above my age and grade level.
ReplyDeleteWhen my classmates were reading Dick and Jane I was reading "PT109: The Story of John F. Kennedy in WWII".
There were a couple of teachers that didn't like it and gave me a hard time. Twice, teachers took books away from me and told me I wasn't allowed to read them. When I told my mom she went to the school and raked the principal and teachers over the coals. After the second time they never gave me a hard time again.
6th grade I did a book report on "Run Between The Raindrops" and the spinster adked me if my parents knew what I was reading.
DeleteWhen I told her my dad got it for me from the radar base library, I didn't have to do any more book reports.
Maybe not doing any more book reports us why my verbal score on the GRE was only 530, 210 points behind the analytical and quantitative scores.
#16. Married almost 55 years. I love her. Intelligent. Doesn't have a mean bone in her body. She lets me buy anything I want. But she just doesn't get it.
ReplyDelete#18 A pizza place in Britain doesn't like pineapple on pizza so they are charging $130 US for a Hawaiian. Now That's driving away half your customers, when 57% say they are ok with it.
ReplyDeleteJerry