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Friday, January 10, 2025

Some shit you just can't make up

NORTH STONINGTON, CT (WFSB) - A man was arrested for yelling profanities and wearing a helmet with a sex toy attached to it as he rode by a church.

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  1. That fella sounds like he's a few bricks short of a hod.
    Put another way, his bread ain't quite done.

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  2. But what was the crime he committed? Somehow it's criminal to dress like an ass and prove it while riding around town yelling profanities if front of a church?

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    1. Right on!! Since when can't a man ride around with a dildo on his head screaming profanities at a church?? Are we not in America?? I mean, what the fuck???

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    2. Shit, this is going to really cut into my weekend activities.

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  3. Where are the ACLU Free Speech Warriors when this man's God-given rights are being trampled?

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  4. Connecticut, testicle-less resemblances of males.

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    § 53a-182. Disorderly conduct: Class C misdemeanor

    (a) A person is guilty of disorderly conduct when, with intent to cause inconvenience, annoyance or alarm, or recklessly creating a risk thereof, such person: (1) Engages in fighting or in violent, tumultuous or threatening behavior; or (2) by offensive or disorderly conduct, annoys or interferes with another person; or (3) makes unreasonable noise; or (4) without lawful authority, disturbs any lawful assembly or meeting of persons; or (5) obstructs vehicular or pedestrian traffic; or (6) congregates with other persons in a public place and refuses to comply with a reasonable official request or order to disperse; or (7) commits simple trespass, as provided in section 53a-110a, and observes, in other than a casual or cursory manner, another person (A) without the knowledge or consent of such other person, (B) while such other person is inside a dwelling, as defined in section 53a-100, and not in plain view, and (C) under circumstances where such other person has a reasonable expectation of privacy.

    (b) Disorderly conduct is a class C misdemeanor.

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    1. Now do 2nd Degree Breach of Peace, for which he was arrested.

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  5. Now I wasn't aware that German helmets had dildos attached to them. Learn something new every day, eh?

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  6. You cannot buy entertainment like this. Where is the video? If there's no video, it didn't happen.

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  7. I think the Prussians start the helmet craze with the spikey thingy on top.

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  8. Isn't his unique "demonstration" covered by the 1st amendment?

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  9. no idea why but fl aint got shit on ct, must be the wooder

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  10. Maybe his religion requires him to go forth & witness to all, kinda like when the JW's knock on your door too early on Saturday morning.
    CC

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  11. The democrat is strong with this one.

    TMF Bert

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