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Tuesday, January 14, 2025

What other color are you going to paint a dog dick?

A bio-archaeologist with the University of Reading, in the U.K., has found an ancient dog's red-painted penis bone along with a trove of other bones, in an ancient Roman era quarry shaft. In her paper published in the Oxford Journal of Archaeology, Ellen Green describes where the bone was found, its condition, and possible reasons for it being painted red.

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We don't call it a red rocket for nothing.

5 comments:

  1. If I ever meet George Lucas I want to ask him if Chewbacca had a penis like a human or more like a dog. I'm sure he will be impressed at such diligence to round out the lore....

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    1. There's a lot of 'rule34' out there that'll answer that for you.
      -lg

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  2. I don't get it. My penis doesn't have a bone in it. I wish it did.

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    1. It must, why else would they call it a bone”r”.

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    2. Guess you're not a coon then.

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