GAINESVILLE, Fla. (WCJB/Gray News) - A social media influencer and wildlife enthusiast has been in the intensive care unit for nearly two weeks after a rattlesnake bit him in Florida.
David Humphlett, 25, travels the Unites States to find and showcase wildlife, particularly snakes and other reptiles. He documents his adventures on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.
Fucking moron!
ReplyDeleteI get it. The snake was just doing what it does. Protectiong itself. Well, I'm a human and just do what it does. I protect myself. Translation, that snake would be dead.
ReplyDeleteDictionary:
ReplyDelete'Influencer':
noun
a stupid person.
a person of low intelligence.
"he entered their employ and learnt their secrets by pretending to be an influencer"
FAFO
ReplyDeleteJust wait till the day she has him served with divorce papers cuz he's a dumbass
ReplyDeleteand his ass is reamed in divorce court.
Every chance you get, don't get bit by a pit viper. It turns out their venom is bad joo joo.
ReplyDeleteAnd it's very, very painful.
DeleteAn very expensive to recover from.
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