Knuckledraggin My Life Away : Fuck, man, it's not like he was chasing cars

Friday, February 14, 2025

Fuck, man, it's not like he was chasing cars

A Florida man was arrested at an auto-parts store in Georgia after he was heard “barking like a dog” for more than an hour.

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bogsidebunnyFebruary 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Maybe he had to piss and was asking where the nearest fire hydrant was.
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AnonymousFebruary 14, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Coulda been worse. At least he wasn't squealing like a pig.
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AnonymousFebruary 14, 2025 at 11:45 AM
The damn furries are ruining the neighborhood.
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RickFebruary 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Many moons ago worked nights at Circle K. Saw lots of crazy drunks. One might two drunks were on all fours lapping up water out of a pot hole. They would howl at the full moon then drink some more. They started brawling and pushing people so I called the Sherf. The deputies got mad at me because I wouldn't detain the drunks.
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