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Friday, February 28, 2025
Newsom Announces New Podcast
Gavin Newsom wants you to know he’s very busy—so busy, in fact, that he’s launching a podcast. Yes, while crime skyrockets, homelessness spirals out of control, businesses flee in droves, and California’s cost of living remains laughably unsustainable, Newsom has decided that what the people really need is more of him talking. Because nothing screams “effective leadership” like sitting behind a microphone and playing pretend pundit while your state implodes.
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Just trying to be helpful. Here are a few names he could consider for his podcast, The Clown Show, The Shitshow, Governor Hair Gel Happy Hour, Just Call Me Nero While I Fiddle Around, I'm Really Not Running for President While California Rots.
ReplyDeleteJust another reason I'm glad to be out of there.
ReplyDeleteSo in between running to DC to beg for more money, Gavin now has time to cosplay Joe Rogan.
ReplyDeleteGood to know all of Cali’s problems have been solved. #Homelessness, #Fires, #EarthquakesAndMudslides