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Friday, February 28, 2025

Newsom Announces New Podcast

Gavin Newsom wants you to know he’s very busy—so busy, in fact, that he’s launching a podcast. Yes, while crime skyrockets, homelessness spirals out of control, businesses flee in droves, and California’s cost of living remains laughably unsustainable, Newsom has decided that what the people really need is more of him talking. Because nothing screams “effective leadership” like sitting behind a microphone and playing pretend pundit while your state implodes.
-Alemaster

3 comments:

  1. Just trying to be helpful. Here are a few names he could consider for his podcast, The Clown Show, The Shitshow, Governor Hair Gel Happy Hour, Just Call Me Nero While I Fiddle Around, I'm Really Not Running for President While California Rots.

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  2. Just another reason I'm glad to be out of there.

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  3. So in between running to DC to beg for more money, Gavin now has time to cosplay Joe Rogan.

    Good to know all of Cali’s problems have been solved. #Homelessness, #Fires, #EarthquakesAndMudslides

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