Gavin Newsom wants you to know he’s very busy—so busy, in fact, that he’s launching a podcast. Yes, while crime skyrockets, homelessness spirals out of control, businesses flee in droves, and California’s cost of living remains laughably unsustainable, Newsom has decided that what the people really need is more of him talking. Because nothing screams “effective leadership” like sitting behind a microphone and playing pretend pundit while your state implodes.
-Alemaster