If he's a cheater and a liar, he had it coming. If I lied to and cheated on my lady, I'd be real lucky to get off with a painted truck. OF COURSE, after 49 years, that's not in the realm of possibilities. We still like each other.
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Tim should hook her up with a matching pair of chrome bracelets as an apology.
ReplyDeleteAt least she can spell correctly. And she didn't smash any glass.
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And she chose a complimentary paint color, too.
DeleteNot Psycho, just telling it like it is most likely.
ReplyDeleteYes, psycho. Do you go around destroying other people's property when you're pissed?
DeleteI would have her ass arrested, she can " tell it like it is " to her cellmates
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If he's a cheater and a liar, he had it coming.
ReplyDeleteIf I lied to and cheated on my lady, I'd be real lucky to get off with a painted truck. OF COURSE, after 49 years, that's not in the realm of possibilities. We still like each other.
Dear God, that was so refreshing to actually read someone likes their wife. A toast to you and yours 50th!
DeleteShe was watching over his shoulder as he typed.
DeleteTruck for sale needs a paint job!
ReplyDeleteIt'll buff out. She might be looking for a second chance since it appears she refrained from using a Louisville slugger to etch the message.
ReplyDeleteEven more troubling for Tim is that he drives a Ford.
ReplyDeleteHey, that's not nice.....
DeleteSeems keeping honor in a relationship isn't cool anymore.
ReplyDeleteLooking can be harmless, if you keep it stopped at looking.
Oh, I still look.
DeleteI just don't remember why...
Later, Bob is looking at his truck and wondering "Who the hell Tim is, and why did someone paint my truck?"
ReplyDeleteEveryone is assuming this was painted by a she!
ReplyDeleteI bet Tim goes through this every month, just like clockwork. You don't just dump a woman that gives mind-blowing head.
ReplyDeleteStarker here,
ReplyDeleteI thought, it could've been a lot worse. Ya know, like the F-16 in the Monday Pics. So, he got off light.
That right there is what country songs are made of...
ReplyDeleteDo know what happens when you play country music backwards? You get your wife back, you get your truck back, you get your dog back.....
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