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Monday, February 24, 2025

"A monkey! How cute! Can I pe..... AUGH!!!"

MOBILE, Ala. (WKRC) — A Starbucks employee was attacked by a customer's pet monkey that jumped through the drive-thru window, according to police.
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14 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM

    Talk about "having a monkey on your back"
    Funniest thing is their not allowed at the restaurant anymore(monkeys).

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    1. Univ of Saigon 68February 24, 2025 at 6:50 AM

      "Starbucks banned monkeys from its restaurants and drive-thrus ***after*** the attack."

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    2. Bien HoaFebruary 24, 2025 at 7:22 AM

      at least it wasnt a Viet highlands rock ape.
      a what ?
      a 6 ft+ tall red haired rock chunking ape.
      No way ?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpNxWxSHDoA

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  2. bogsidebunnyFebruary 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM

    Time to spank the monkey. Good thing it wasn't a chicken that went after the peppermint latte or they'd have to choke it.

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    1. MadMarlinFebruary 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM

      I’m pull’n for either one!

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    2. what he saidFebruary 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM

      this is a real stretch

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  3. eclectickelvinFebruary 24, 2025 at 6:20 AM

    Probably someones so called mental health support monkey, if it was already known to the police, it may have had some kind of confrontation already

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2025 at 7:44 AM

    This was the first time I looked, and it wasn’t one of them.

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2025 at 8:31 AM

    A "comfort monkey"

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  6. dhmosquitoFebruary 24, 2025 at 9:13 AM

    Dozens of hungry Mobile attorneys calling barista no doubt.

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM

    Never question a monkey's coffee order.

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  8. simian sensabilityFebruary 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM

    this comment section is getting epic

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM

    get your paws off me you damn dirty human
    you just read that in Charleton Heston's voice

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