With the Pope being ill, I hear Musk is approaching the College of Cardinals and proposing to lead D.O.V.E., the Dept of Vatican Efficiency. Trump has agreed to be Pope and neither he nor Musk will take any pay.
All ye heathens wanna feel your earthly possessions are safe and sound while you communicate with the holy spirit? Ditch the Mackerel snapper conglomerate and come on over to the 1st Church of the Gooey Death and Discount House of Worship.
“Come to the Sword of Joshua Full Gospel Independent Pentecostal Assembly….just off State Highway 23, on the Frontage Road.” Hat tip to the John Boy and Billy Big Show
We laugh but I recall replacing an office desk at a church. The old desk was placed in the church's cultural hall until it could be picked up to be taken where ever it was arranged to go. Someone stole the desk. You can almost hear the rationalization.
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But they are to be trusted with your children, and your soul. Filthy papist roman cult scum.....
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Settle down, Stef. It's just a cartoon.
DeleteEase up Francis.
DeleteChurch still wants their 10%, ill gotten or not.
ReplyDeleteIsn't that where most criminals hang out? Asking for a friend.
ReplyDeletedare we ask, 'what about small children?"
ReplyDeleteWith the Pope being ill, I hear Musk is approaching the College of Cardinals and proposing to lead D.O.V.E., the Dept of Vatican Efficiency. Trump has agreed to be Pope and neither he nor Musk will take any pay.
ReplyDeleteThe big Pope hat is gonna mess up his hair. The little everyday beanie may be O.K. though.
DeleteAll ye heathens wanna feel your earthly possessions are safe and sound while you communicate with the holy spirit? Ditch the Mackerel snapper conglomerate and come on over to the 1st Church of the Gooey Death and Discount House of Worship.
ReplyDeleteI just go for a ride on my two-wheeled church.
Delete“Come to the Sword of Joshua Full Gospel Independent Pentecostal Assembly….just off State Highway 23, on the Frontage Road.” Hat tip to the John Boy and Billy Big Show
DeleteWe laugh but I recall replacing an office desk at a church. The old desk was placed in the church's cultural hall until it could be picked up to be taken where ever it was arranged to go. Someone stole the desk. You can almost hear the rationalization.
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