Bet it was a Poulan. Those sobs never start. Hit the choke, squeeze the bulb, tug the cord 20 times, cuss at the dog, repeat sequence, fuck it, go grab a beer, think about it, head to NAPA for a can of either, remember you only have one beer left, stop at Rebel for gas and grab a 24 pack, go home , neighbor brings his Stihl over, cuts branch, share a beer with neighbor, both agree Poulan is junk.
wait, was the perp stealing the chainsaw from Family Dollar or he was just shopping and had the chainsaw with him? because I too, often take my chainsaw to the market. . . . .
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Bet it was a Poulan. Those sobs never start. Hit the choke, squeeze the bulb, tug the cord 20 times, cuss at the dog, repeat sequence, fuck it, go grab a beer, think about it, head to NAPA for a can of either, remember you only have one beer left, stop at Rebel for gas and grab a 24 pack, go home , neighbor brings his Stihl over, cuts branch, share a beer with neighbor, both agree Poulan is junk.
ReplyDeleteIt's weird how the "dollar store"seems to always have problems with thieves. Maybe their upset stuff is $1.25 now.
ReplyDeleteThanks to a heroic store clerk a Texas Chainsaw massacre was averted.
ReplyDeletewait, was the perp stealing the chainsaw from Family Dollar or he was just shopping and had the chainsaw with him? because I too, often take my chainsaw to the market. . . . .
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