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Monday, February 17, 2025

Science Museum Claims LEGOs Are Homophobic

Yes, comrades, the London Science Museum claims Legos are homophobic because the blocks are seen as "male and female."

Since 2022 this “Science™ Museum” has been using an exhibit to spread fishy rumors about Legos (and other things). It is named,“Stories of Queer Communities, Experiences and Identities.” 
-Rob


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    1. Actually, they're homosexual: like with like. Don't be confused just because the "tops" go under the "bottoms".

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  2. further claims that the Legos company is homophobic because the male and female bricks reinforce heterosexuality as being “the norm.”
    Do what you want but that's not going to change the facts.. Heterosexuality is "the norm" and nothing is going to change that..
    JD

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  3. If this were true, wouldn't the amount of legos I have sitting in the basement double every nine months?
    Gosh, I could have saved myself FORTUNES on legos for my five boys if I would have known that.

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  4. Having played with Legos for decades, as a kid and as a parent, it never occurred to me to call them male or female. The level of stupid and arrogance is mind boggling.

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  5. Now do plumbing and electrical connectors.

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    1. I remember as a kid on the job site and my Uncle the Plumber said hand me that nipple over there, I was mortified.

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    2. Hey, if we're talking plumbing fixtures, how about ball cocks and sill cocks? In electrical fittings, don't forget about butt connectors.

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    3. I had the Owner/ CEO of the company I did maintenance for ask me to get him one of those “homosexual connectors” for his PC once… I kinda chuckled and said “you mean gender changer?”
      VC

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  6. Have they finished research on the foot-maiming Legos?
    CC

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  7. Next they'll complain that the entire 2SLGTQXWYZ community is being oppressed because pipe fittings and electrical connectors are male and female, which is binary (oh the inhumanity).
    Obviously some people have way too much time on their hands.
    Al_in_Ottawa

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  8. LEGO can offer male- male and female-female sets - then you can build structures about as stable as the people promoting this-

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  9. How do they know that’s a vaguna? Maybe they have been homosexual all this time.

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  10. Guess all my kitchen appliances and power tools are straight as they need to be plugged in.

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  11. They are in fact binary. NOTE: They only have two genders. Trying to affix two same genders to each other results in no permanent bond.

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  12. I know how to fix all this: we just need more-appropriate scientific terms for biological sex!

    XX = innie
    XY = outie

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  13. If they only became armos....

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