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Friday, February 28, 2025

So you're into organic foods, huh?

KEENE, N.H. (WCAX) - Police arrested a New Hampshire woman who they say contaminated food at a store with urine. 

Investigators say Kelli Tedford, 23, of Keene, tainted produce at the Monadnock Food Co-op with her urine.
-JD

5 comments:

  1. Kelly's organic food recipe called for “sea salt”, but, since she suffers from dyslexia she decided to go with "pee salt".

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  2. Judging from the list, I'd say she had an affinity for vegans. Either way, she's a sicko.

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  3. My mother used to quote, "You've got to eat a peck of dirt before you die", but this is just beyond the pale. It's why I am very reluctant to eat at restaurants, and fast food joints in particular. Lord only knows how much human waste we've all consumed, never mind those federally mandated "acceptable" levels of rat turds and such in processed foods.

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  4. Should have made her eat it.

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  5. I guess you'd have to call her a pee-totaler.

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