#1. That's the best rock picking set-up I've ever seen. I've used ones so poorly engineered that it was quicker to hop off the tractor and just pick up the rock and throw it in the cage.
I love smart animals so #10 is my good buddy #2 The guy welding is on his way to knock the BS out of whoever dropped that balloon. #3 is how Western CIVILIZATION does things. #4,5,^ & 9 are "How I learned Physics" - thanks to Mom in #4, who didn't learn a damn thing! Not a big fan of little dogs but I do still love #10 since he is so dedicated to freedom.
The old farmers around here used old car hoods to move rocks, they only had to roll the rocks on and off, no lifting. In Ontario this was called a 'stone boat' Al_in_Ottawa
#2) Amateur welder in shorts (which will soon need to be changed). Condom filled with a burp of pure acetylene gas. A weld spark hits the rubber...kaboom!
Practical Joke Rating... Difficulty: 2 Dude-bro buddy meanness: 9.5 Artistic use of a condom: 8.2 Cinematography: 7 Overall weighted score: 7.3. Or something.
Yes. Add 0.7 for temporary hearing loss, but mostly from his girlie screams inside the welding helmet.
As an aside, pure acetylene burns slow, orange, and dirty. From the flame and very sooty black smoke, I'd say that rubber has no O2 in the mix. You get the right Oxy-Acetyl mixture and that same rubber is a frikken' bomb.
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ReplyDelete#7 had my attention just watching and watching with a grin...
ReplyDelete#9 knocked his coconut on that palm enough to liquefy the innards.
#2-Someone's gonna DIE!
ReplyDelete#8-Canadians have obviously transferred all their hostility to their Geese!
#1. That's the best rock picking set-up I've ever seen. I've used ones so poorly engineered that it was quicker to hop off the tractor and just pick up the rock and throw it in the cage.
ReplyDelete#2 looks like a great way to get your ass kicked.
ReplyDelete#2 I'm surprised more pranksters aren't killed on the spot.
ReplyDeletePut me on that jury and I'm voting "Justifiable Homicide" all day.
DeleteI was going to say "that's the way to do it" for #1, but hell, it pertains to all 10
ReplyDelete#6 That video is incomplete. Where is the shark popping him back out of the water.
ReplyDelete#9 The east german judge gave him a 9.75
Whoever thought doing number 2 was a good idea deserves the ass kicking they are about to get.
ReplyDelete#2 - Don't try that with a balloon full of acetylene.
ReplyDeleteI believe that's what it was.
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DeleteI love smart animals so #10 is my good buddy
ReplyDelete#2 The guy welding is on his way to knock the BS out of whoever dropped that balloon.
#3 is how Western CIVILIZATION does things.
#4,5,^ & 9 are "How I learned Physics" - thanks to Mom in #4, who didn't learn a damn thing!
Not a big fan of little dogs but I do still love #10 since he is so dedicated to freedom.
#1 - Back a century or so ago, farmers hand carried those rocks to the side of their fields and built stone walls.
ReplyDeleteOr they did it the easy way and loaded them onto a skid or sled hooked up to a team of horses or oxen and let them do the work.
DeleteThere is always one in the crowd who knows so much more than the others!!!
DeleteLOL!!!
The old farmers around here used old car hoods to move rocks, they only had to roll the rocks on and off, no lifting. In Ontario this was called a 'stone boat'
DeleteAl_in_Ottawa
That's what I've always known them to be called.
DeleteI've seen car hoods used as well. They actually do a pretty good job of it.
#6 - FAFO
ReplyDelete#7 - Stay off of my car!!!
#2) Amateur welder in shorts (which will soon need to be changed). Condom filled with a burp of pure acetylene gas. A weld spark hits the rubber...kaboom!
ReplyDeletePractical Joke Rating...
Difficulty: 2
Dude-bro buddy meanness: 9.5
Artistic use of a condom: 8.2
Cinematography: 7
Overall weighted score: 7.3. Or something.
Might need to adjust the score for hearing loss? I know oxygen acetylene ballons are load AF, but haven't heard a pure acetylene bang.
DeleteYes. Add 0.7 for temporary hearing loss, but mostly from his girlie screams inside the welding helmet.
DeleteAs an aside, pure acetylene burns slow, orange, and dirty. From the flame and very sooty black smoke, I'd say that rubber has no O2 in the mix. You get the right Oxy-Acetyl mixture and that same rubber is a frikken' bomb.
#10 for the win. Problem solvers are to be admired.
ReplyDelete4: His head bouncing off the floor like that was probably life altering.
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