#9 I did take the toilet out of my ex wife's house. I had just finished remodeling it when she decided to split. I still had the receipt for the toilet and all supplies. So it ended up in the driveway smacked a couple times with a sledge. Yeah, I thought petty as hell was the way to go. But I went back home and used my own warm bathroom instead of having to walk to the gas station.
As a Combat Engineer we learned a nifty little move called "The Two-Fingered Sweep" to prevent explosive reactions dealing with hidden weaponry like landmines and such...
#2 - I would just like tp point out that a sex scandal involving Jeri Ryan, (Who played 7 of 9 on Star Trek Voyager) caused her husband Jack to drop out of the Senate Race in 2004 thus letting Barack Obama win the Senate seat from which he launched his presidential campaign that got us to the wreckage of the country that exists today. Thanks a lot Jeri. I'll let you go look up images of 7 of 9 for yourselves.
IIRC one of the causes of the divorce was that Jack Ryan was pressuring Jeri to participate in orgies which she refused to do. The sealed divorce records were leaked, most likely by Democrat operatives, at a critical point in the Senate race. Al_in_Ottawa
As I recall, Jack Ryan (not to be confused with Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan) used to frequent swinger parties and Jeri wouldn't go with him. At least that's what she SAID...
#2: I have never understood the appeal of Star Wars. #7: Fiery but mostly peaceful. #13: Stick that vaccine up your ass you clueless fuck. #17: I might not start a fight over that but I will slash your tires, and we'll see how that smug smile holds up. #18: If BumbleandBumble had read the bible, this would not be a surprise.
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#20. I've never seen anyone start ten jobs just to get a little more. Gov otoh wants to start a dozen more wars.
ReplyDeleteThis should be on pause for four years, except for the whole invading Denmark, Canada, and Panama thing.
Delete#16. Or, one of the nicest undertakers in the state.
ReplyDelete# 18 yes they are angels without wings. but some people need their asses chewed up, those who abuse them.
ReplyDeleteI look at my dog and I think, "I can't take you for walks anymore, because my back hurts too much. Forgive me."
Delete#2 After all these years, Star Wars boobs are down around her knees, Start Treks are still sitting pretty close to the original location.
ReplyDeleteI agree, D &DDs are fun when they are young but As, Bs and some Cs are still bouncy and fun well into her 50s
DeleteThe Star Trek one is preferrable.
DeleteIn every way.
The Star Wars one looks too high maintenance to me, so I have to agree that the Star Wars one is indeed preferable in every way.
Delete#9 I did take the toilet out of my ex wife's house. I had just finished remodeling it when she decided to split. I still had the receipt for the toilet and all supplies. So it ended up in the driveway smacked a couple times with a sledge. Yeah, I thought petty as hell was the way to go. But I went back home and used my own warm bathroom instead of having to walk to the gas station.
ReplyDelete#7 - Cold fries qualifies as Cruel & Unusual Punishment in Harlem & Watts.
ReplyDeleteAnd justifiable homicide
DeleteMichael in Nelson
At this point, given the direction disney has taken it, the star wars chick would be a transfaggot packing a lightsaber nobody wants to see.
ReplyDeleteActually, the star trek chick would probably also be a transfaggot packing a hidden phaser set to stun.
As a Combat Engineer we learned a nifty little move called "The Two-Fingered Sweep" to prevent explosive reactions dealing with hidden weaponry like landmines and such...
Delete#16, wasn't he also the county coroner?
ReplyDelete#2 - I would just like tp point out that a sex scandal involving Jeri Ryan, (Who played 7 of 9 on Star Trek Voyager) caused her husband Jack to drop out of the Senate Race in 2004 thus letting Barack Obama win the Senate seat from which he launched his presidential campaign that got us to the wreckage of the country that exists today. Thanks a lot Jeri. I'll let you go look up images of 7 of 9 for yourselves.
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DeleteIIRC one of the causes of the divorce was that Jack Ryan was pressuring Jeri to participate in orgies which she refused to do. The sealed divorce records were leaked, most likely by Democrat operatives, at a critical point in the Senate race.
DeleteAl_in_Ottawa
There is some truth in that.
Delete#3: Pussy & Eggs.
ReplyDeleteAs I recall, Jack Ryan (not to be confused with Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan) used to frequent swinger parties and Jeri wouldn't go with him. At least that's what she SAID...
ReplyDeleteThat's what caused him to drop out of the Illinois Senate Race against ole Hope and Change. Imagine if Jack had won.
Delete#17 - I'd be more pissed if I bit into a hot dog and it had veins in it!!
ReplyDeleteI know, I know... don't even go to a GLBDTQ+FUF picnic!
#10 Donut Operator runs the Unsubscribe podcast with Fat Electrician. Really funny, especially if you’re a veteran.
ReplyDelete#2: I have never understood the appeal of Star Wars.
ReplyDelete#7: Fiery but mostly peaceful.
#13: Stick that vaccine up your ass you clueless fuck.
#17: I might not start a fight over that but I will slash your tires, and we'll see how that smug smile holds up.
#18: If BumbleandBumble had read the bible, this would not be a surprise.