Those and their sister, the Dart, with that stupid, simple, Slant 6, would run FOREVER. Of course, with the distributor mounted so low, the ignition would also flood out if you ran through someone's spilt beer!
My sister had a car when she got her license, she would never drive it as it was "beneath" her, she had my father order me to let her drive my 43 ford jeep out to our farm, I told my father that it was unsynchronized and she would tear out the transmission, and that's exactly what happened. It was going to cost 800 dollars to repair the transmission and I only paid 450.00 for it, so my dad said you can have her car, that had been parked down in the woods for nearly 2 years. I went down to look at it a 67 Valient 4-door and to my surprise it had a 318 small block with a one barrel carb.
I put free-flow exhaust on it, a manifold and a holly 4-barrel, some delta 70's and rims and it was still a 4 dr, but it would literally eat mustangs and camaro's up
# 16. I briefly dated a girl who would do something like that... Boiling water, not eggs, was the extent of her cooking skills.. She did give great he.... ahh never mind JD
#2 - put out a pair of shoes with one 4 sizes smaller #7 - because I can make someone's job just a little more miserable #9 - me: I'm not allowed to berate stupid clients on support calls, i really need my job #10 - You can put just about anything in a burrito from a pb&j burrito, to mac&cheese burrito, all of the way down to a ramen noodle burrito which is how you do it if you don't have any utensils if you're poor enough.
#15 Not a very good welder.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't let those welds leave my shop.
Delete#20 - Had a white 1967 Plymouth Valiant growing up. Loved that car, can confirm it would survive anything.
ReplyDeleteThose and their sister, the Dart, with that stupid, simple, Slant 6, would run FOREVER. Of course, with the distributor mounted so low, the ignition would also flood out if you ran through someone's spilt beer!
DeleteI've got a forklift with that 225 slant 6. Great engine. Mine was built in 1972.
DeleteMy sister had a car when she got her license, she would never drive it as it was "beneath" her, she had my father order me to let her drive my 43 ford jeep out to our farm, I told my father that it was unsynchronized and she would tear out the transmission, and that's exactly what happened. It was going to cost 800 dollars to repair the transmission and I only paid 450.00 for it, so my dad said you can have her car, that had been parked down in the woods for nearly 2 years. I went down to look at it a 67 Valient 4-door and to my surprise it had a 318 small block with a one barrel carb.
DeleteI put free-flow exhaust on it, a manifold and a holly 4-barrel, some delta 70's and rims and it was still a 4 dr, but it would literally eat mustangs and camaro's up
# 16. I briefly dated a girl who would do something like that... Boiling water, not eggs, was the extent of her cooking skills..
ReplyDeleteShe did give great he.... ahh never mind
JD
If you don't mind cooking it's a match made in heaven.
Delete1. I don't think so. That would be way too greasy.
ReplyDeleteWith mexicans maybe. With palistidiots they just exploding with flavor... Of goat dung.
DeleteAnother reply to 7: Bullets aren't cheap, my son.
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Never mind the brass, primers, powder, and tools to assemble the.
DeleteI'll take what is the Red Chariot of the Apocalypse for one thousand, Alex.
ReplyDelete#2 - put out a pair of shoes with one 4 sizes smaller
ReplyDelete#7 - because I can make someone's job just a little more miserable
#9 - me: I'm not allowed to berate stupid clients on support calls, i really need my job
#10 - You can put just about anything in a burrito from a pb&j burrito, to mac&cheese burrito, all of the way down to a ramen noodle burrito which is how you do it if you don't have any utensils if you're poor enough.
keep up the insightful humour!
Fantastic selection. Thank you!
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