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Thursday, March 20, 2025

He did what to his dick???

A man's penis swelled to five times its normal size and became an unusable 'blob' after years of silicone injections.

The unnamed individual, from southern California, near Los Angeles, was left unable to get erections, use the restroom properly or have sex.
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I'm sorry, maybe I'm behind times, but I have never contemplated jabbing my dick with a needle, not even once.
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21 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 20, 2025 at 7:31 AM

    The only penis procedure I ever considered was a size reduction

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  2. AnonymousMarch 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM

    Wife: who you gonna satisfy with that 3" dick
    Me: ME!

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    1. waitingForTheStormMarch 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM

      My wife said give me 12 inches and hurt me. So I gave her 4 inches three times and hit her with a brick. Just joking about the brick...

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  3. Univ of Saigon 68March 20, 2025 at 7:37 AM

    It's worse than I imagined. The picture shows his dick has turned into hundreds of little tiny squares.

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    1. AnonymousMarch 20, 2025 at 8:25 AM

      Hahahahahaha, the tats tell a whole nuther story.

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  4. BildoMarch 20, 2025 at 7:42 AM

    Wouldn't it be simpler just to use old whores to achieve that stinging sensation?

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  5. bogsidebunnyMarch 20, 2025 at 7:52 AM

    Smart dudes know Penis enhancement injections containing silicone used to caulk bathtubs are not recommended.

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  6. AnonymousMarch 20, 2025 at 8:17 AM

    I hear tell of a man/men getting tattoos on their dicks, just imagine sitting still for that.
    Gotta be a glutton for punishment,
    or married, but I'm repeating myself.

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    1. AnonymousMarch 20, 2025 at 11:17 AM

      What kind of guy holds another mans' dick to put tats on it?

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    2. JenMarch 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM

      Try piercings....

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  7. AnonymousMarch 20, 2025 at 9:15 AM

    He should've gotten a turtle, instead.
    -lg

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  8. AnonymousMarch 20, 2025 at 9:45 AM

    I suppose the pills and stretching bands didn't work for him
    JD

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  9. GrumpyMarch 20, 2025 at 10:09 AM

    I just want to know if there is some kind of contest out there for who can do the wierdest shit without the aid of drugs or alcohol and not be immediately sent to a psychiatric ward? Military members not included - no fucking way we are going there.

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  10. Hugh G. RectionMarch 20, 2025 at 10:43 AM

    I never understood people like that.

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  11. Zelong DongMarch 20, 2025 at 11:41 AM

    Reminds me of the time I told my girlfriend how I'd won a dick size contest. She scolded me saying "you didn't pull that big thing out did you?" To which I replied "just enough to win".

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  12. Bull Goose LoonieMarch 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM

    Come on Kenny, Not even once for FUN?

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  13. AnonymousMarch 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM

    There is an older treatment for impotence with an injection at the base of the penis. It hurts, but worth it.

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  14. AnonymousMarch 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM

    Now you have Kenny…just sayin.

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  15. Univ of Saigon 68March 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM

    Then of course, there's the Prince Albert.

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