MEMPHIS, Tenn. — A man claimed he was shot by his dog while lying in bed on Monday morning, police say.
The Memphis Police Department responded to the accidental injury call in the 700 block of Whitney Avenue just before 4 a.m., where Jerald Kirkwood told police he was lying in bed with his female friend when his dog jumped on the bed.
Uh-huh.
ReplyDeleteWho goes to bed with a girl when she's packing?
ReplyDeleteMaybe the dog was jealous of the girlfriend but it's aim was off just a little, hmmm
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Nope, try again.
ReplyDeleteMemphis, I guess we know the color of the dog.
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