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Tuesday, March 04, 2025

St Louis... Eboni...

ST. LOUIS COUNTY, Mo.-A woman in Missouri was arrested for allegedly pointing a gun at a Dunkin’ employee over cold food.

According to Rock Hill police, Eboni Gaither has been charged with unlawful use of a weapon, assault and property damage.
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29 comments:

  1. Eboni. Don’t have to read past that.

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  2. It's odd how before diversity, we had better schools, a better economy, more social cohesion, less crime..."our greatest strength" indeed.

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  3. Them “cold-ass fries” strikes again.

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  4. Coulda named her Chlamydia or Syphilia.
    Jus' sayin'.

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    1. My favorite is Velveeta.

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    2. Or just put a chicken in front of a keyboard to peck random letters.
      -lg

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    3. I had a patient named Grenadyne.

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    4. And I forgot Z'Q. I went out to the waiting room and called 'Zee Kew' and was immediately set upon by its mother for my stupidity. Apparently Z'Q is pronounced 'Zack.'
      Who knew?

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    5. When I was in high school, the black kids had names like James, Laura, Albert, Jennifer, John, Mary, Samuel, etc. It wasn't until after the miniseries 'Roots' came out with Kunta Kinte that the weird-ass names started.

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    6. Personally, I’m just glad that the schools were integrated-at bayonet point-for our own good.

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    7. Clo-reen, Flo-tilla, La-Toyota

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    8. La-a. Pronounced "Ladasha."

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  5. I Wonder if the employee was more Ivory than Eboni.

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  6. africa wins again

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  7. That’s a Category 2 chimpout! I’m sure that we all remember the times when we pointed a gun at a fast food worker, or anybody else for that matter. Me neither.

    As an aside, what does Dunkin’ Donuts serve that is hot, besides coffee?

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  8. look up 'shirley q liquor: who is my baby daddy'...plenty of goot names fer yal chirrens

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  9. Wouldn't happen in NY City because no one can get a conceal carry pistol permit there.

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  10. What is it about cold food that makes negroes go literally ballistic? A simple complaint will usually get you hot replacements. And if the takeout is cold by the time you get it home, that is simple physics. Fire up the microwave, La'Queefa.

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    1. They literally have significantly less impulse control. It’s genetics.

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    2. David Cole who writes over at Taki's Magazine has what amounts to an ongoing gag about cold fries.

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    3. .....Univ of Saigon 68:

      https://bestservedcole.substack.com/p/a-new-yuletide-tradition

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    4. Exactly, if it's cold then ask for a replacement, which will be freshly cooked and no worse than the best the house has to offer. But, that takes some patience and an IQ of at least 50 to pull off. And, to think they get a whole month all their own-I guess it's cuz they be so fukin smart???

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  11. “Round Up The Usual Suspects” - Capt Renault.

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  12. "Eboni" reminds me of Texas girls in the '60s who insisted on spelling their names "Kathi" and "Tammi", etc, with little hearts in place of the dot over the "i".

    Naturally all us smartasses referred to them as "Kath-eye" and "Tamm-eye."

    Ebon-eye.

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