And I forgot Z'Q. I went out to the waiting room and called 'Zee Kew' and was immediately set upon by its mother for my stupidity. Apparently Z'Q is pronounced 'Zack.' Who knew?
When I was in high school, the black kids had names like James, Laura, Albert, Jennifer, John, Mary, Samuel, etc. It wasn't until after the miniseries 'Roots' came out with Kunta Kinte that the weird-ass names started.
That’s a Category 2 chimpout! I’m sure that we all remember the times when we pointed a gun at a fast food worker, or anybody else for that matter. Me neither.
As an aside, what does Dunkin’ Donuts serve that is hot, besides coffee?
What is it about cold food that makes negroes go literally ballistic? A simple complaint will usually get you hot replacements. And if the takeout is cold by the time you get it home, that is simple physics. Fire up the microwave, La'Queefa.
Exactly, if it's cold then ask for a replacement, which will be freshly cooked and no worse than the best the house has to offer. But, that takes some patience and an IQ of at least 50 to pull off. And, to think they get a whole month all their own-I guess it's cuz they be so fukin smart???
"Eboni" reminds me of Texas girls in the '60s who insisted on spelling their names "Kathi" and "Tammi", etc, with little hearts in place of the dot over the "i".
Naturally all us smartasses referred to them as "Kath-eye" and "Tamm-eye."
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Eboni. Don’t have to read past that.
ReplyDeleteIt's odd how before diversity, we had better schools, a better economy, more social cohesion, less crime..."our greatest strength" indeed.
ReplyDeleteYep.
DeleteThem “cold-ass fries” strikes again.
ReplyDeleteCoulda named her Chlamydia or Syphilia.
ReplyDeleteJus' sayin'.
My favorite is Velveeta.
DeleteOr Robberi.
DeleteOr just put a chicken in front of a keyboard to peck random letters.
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Or Gone-Orria.
DeleteI had a patient named Grenadyne.
DeleteAnd I forgot Z'Q. I went out to the waiting room and called 'Zee Kew' and was immediately set upon by its mother for my stupidity. Apparently Z'Q is pronounced 'Zack.'
DeleteWho knew?
When I was in high school, the black kids had names like James, Laura, Albert, Jennifer, John, Mary, Samuel, etc. It wasn't until after the miniseries 'Roots' came out with Kunta Kinte that the weird-ass names started.
DeletePersonally, I’m just glad that the schools were integrated-at bayonet point-for our own good.
DeleteClo-reen, Flo-tilla, La-Toyota
DeleteLa-a. Pronounced "Ladasha."
DeleteI Wonder if the employee was more Ivory than Eboni.
ReplyDeleteafrica wins again
ReplyDeleteThat’s a Category 2 chimpout! I’m sure that we all remember the times when we pointed a gun at a fast food worker, or anybody else for that matter. Me neither.
ReplyDeleteAs an aside, what does Dunkin’ Donuts serve that is hot, besides coffee?
look up 'shirley q liquor: who is my baby daddy'...plenty of goot names fer yal chirrens
ReplyDeleteWouldn't happen in NY City because no one can get a conceal carry pistol permit there.
ReplyDeleteWhat is it about cold food that makes negroes go literally ballistic? A simple complaint will usually get you hot replacements. And if the takeout is cold by the time you get it home, that is simple physics. Fire up the microwave, La'Queefa.
ReplyDeleteThey literally have significantly less impulse control. It’s genetics.
DeleteDavid Cole who writes over at Taki's Magazine has what amounts to an ongoing gag about cold fries.
Delete.....Univ of Saigon 68:
Deletehttps://bestservedcole.substack.com/p/a-new-yuletide-tradition
Exactly, if it's cold then ask for a replacement, which will be freshly cooked and no worse than the best the house has to offer. But, that takes some patience and an IQ of at least 50 to pull off. And, to think they get a whole month all their own-I guess it's cuz they be so fukin smart???
Delete“Round Up The Usual Suspects” - Capt Renault.
ReplyDeleteNobody likes a cold donut.
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ReplyDelete"Eboni" reminds me of Texas girls in the '60s who insisted on spelling their names "Kathi" and "Tammi", etc, with little hearts in place of the dot over the "i".
ReplyDeleteNaturally all us smartasses referred to them as "Kath-eye" and "Tamm-eye."
Ebon-eye.