Yes, and his windshield is covered with snow, so he can't see where he's going - at the end, there's a blast of steam - or snow. Just wondering which one it was.
#2 We get a few of those Toe Biters in the fish pond. They can't bite but they can puncture a finger or toe I guess. They will wreck the fish population in the pond though.
I collected those buggers in Thailand for drinking money. They loved the light trucks shining light into the F4 revetments and I could fill up a large ziplock bags with them. Id sell them at the taxi stand at the shift end, and let them bid up the price. They called them "Maeng da", giant water bug. They wanted male bugs as they stunk more.
Used to get them in the tire dip tanks at the service station I worked at in SC. Never did figure out if they were biters or stingers but they were not to be messed with.
#1 - getting on a horse with high heels is not recommended. But the cinch was too loose, saddle rotated right around the barrel. That happened to me last summer going up a mountain in colorado when the cinch strap broke. It was not fun, but my ride knew what was up and stood by patiently while I extracted my left foot out of the stirrup (I had tried to dismount when I felt the saddle rolling over, failed miserably, would up on my back with left foot still in the stirrup).
He got apples and carrots back at the barn. A good boy.
Would that was the case in #1. Knuckle head is dressed in cow duds, riding English. His foot isn't in the stirrup, and he has no pommel to grab. He is trying to help her up using his instep as a boost with no leverage. Got what he deserved.
# 3 was our favorite game when we were kids. ring two across the street from each other and watch from the bushes as they came out only to stare at one another. if you have ever been a victim i apologize, but that shit was funny! ding dong ditch
Even more fun than that was when one had access to two phone lines (which we did at home when I was a teenager). Call a number on each line, then conference them together, and keep the mute button pressed while you listen to two people argue with each other over who called who. Ah, the shit we found entertaining as kids.
#9 That is a city friend. The farmer gave her the bag of treats, and she had visions of obedient dogs sitting for a treat. Same thing happened to my brother and his wife when they visited my goat dairy. I took them into the pasture with a handful of apples each. They were instantly mobbed. Wish I had a picture of the fear on their faces. I had to actually tell them to drop the apples.
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#4 dragged all my boys in to discuss the dangers of undercutting trails roads and riverbanks.
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#9...
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhck0SLcA6I
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9. Toxic sheepulinity.
ReplyDelete#10 , I don't know why that is so darn funny.
ReplyDeleteFor once, a forklift that's *supposed* to knock something down.
ReplyDelete#1 That's romantic. #3 Ring the bell and run in your 80s.
ReplyDelete#8 At some point Murphys law will kick in and wipe that grin off your face.
#6, those boys on Viscount Ave in Memphis need to get back to work
ReplyDelete#10 dude doesn't even have his wipers going. Did he hit something, is that radiator steam, or just blowing snow?
ReplyDeleteIt's somebody driving a convertible with the top down in a snowstorm.
DeleteYes, and his windshield is covered with snow, so he can't see where he's going - at the end, there's a blast of steam - or snow. Just wondering which one it was.
DeleteGotcha. I don't know either.
Delete#9 ... Her milkshakes bring all the sheep to the barn.
ReplyDeleteDo that with your pet pigs and it's the end of the line.
DeleteYup!! 1962 Jan 1st got my 51 Ford convertible and put down the top and drove it!
ReplyDelete9. Mary had a lot of sheep
ReplyDeleteTheir fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
Her sheep were sure to go.
Mary was in heat that day
She went into the pen.
Her sheep had their way with her
She hasn't been seen since then.
-lg
Mary had a little lamb,
DeleteIt's shanks were very juicy.
And when it soiled her brand new dress,
She kicked it in the coochie.
#2 We get a few of those Toe Biters in the fish pond. They can't bite but they can puncture a finger or toe I guess. They will wreck the fish population in the pond though.
ReplyDeleteI collected those buggers in Thailand for drinking money. They loved the light trucks shining light into the F4 revetments and I could fill up a large ziplock bags with them. Id sell them at the taxi stand at the shift end, and let them bid up the price. They called them "Maeng da", giant water bug. They wanted male bugs as they stunk more.
DeleteUsed to get them in the tire dip tanks at the service station I worked at in SC. Never did figure out if they were biters or stingers but they were not to be messed with.
Delete#1 - getting on a horse with high heels is not recommended. But the cinch was too loose, saddle rotated right around the barrel. That happened to me last summer going up a mountain in colorado when the cinch strap broke. It was not fun, but my ride knew what was up and stood by patiently while I extracted my left foot out of the stirrup (I had tried to dismount when I felt the saddle rolling over, failed miserably, would up on my back with left foot still in the stirrup).
ReplyDeleteHe got apples and carrots back at the barn. A good boy.
Would that was the case in #1. Knuckle head is dressed in cow duds, riding English. His foot isn't in the stirrup, and he has no pommel to grab. He is trying to help her up using his instep as a boost with no leverage. Got what he deserved.
Delete#3 a prank with Mom is priceless.
ReplyDeleteForklift bowling is pretty neat.
# 3 was our favorite game when we were kids. ring two across the street from each other and watch from the bushes as they came out only to stare at one another.
Deleteif you have ever been a victim i apologize, but that shit was funny!
ding dong ditch
Even more fun than that was when one had access to two phone lines (which we did at home when I was a teenager). Call a number on each line, then conference them together, and keep the mute button pressed while you listen to two people argue with each other over who called who. Ah, the shit we found entertaining as kids.
DeleteHell's grannies
Deletehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygy7UDADXDg.
#1: as much a "cowboy" as she is
ReplyDelete#8: I've completed the first half of that. Second half was a bit different.
ReplyDelete#8 - No F*ckin' Way!!!
ReplyDelete#9 That is a city friend. The farmer gave her the bag of treats, and she had visions of obedient dogs sitting for a treat. Same thing happened to my brother and his wife when they visited my goat dairy. I took them into the pasture with a handful of apples each. They were instantly mobbed. Wish I had a picture of the fear on their faces. I had to actually tell them to drop the apples.
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